Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous that sounds?

It was obviously top secret intercontinental Chinese death lasers 

 Hawaii IS full of crackheads with bic lighters, and those do come a lot cheaper than industrial burning lasers.

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6963f6bea3f00bfaf392aae4d53409786de21e1da97e1189d1a288547ff99ef5.png 

 On an unrelated note youtube recommended me a video that had whatever the fuck this is in the thumbnail

https://i.poastcdn.org/6eea14adfd0cb7ca0b209eb555f3cbd24b385edb5f0634703de7c8774dce9482.png 

 Chucky The Killer?
Wanna know how I got these scars?

https://i.poastcdn.org/4aa93b6c7d1997964298606a084ee7aa0b3afbbadce8dee24ea94a126f00902f.jpg