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 > The rollercoaster started to pick up speed wildly. 
> We could feel the wood beams of the trusses nearly smacking us all in the head. 
> Oy vey, Shlomo Noseberg was just decapitated by a low hanging wire. 
> The cart began to corkscrew down. 
> below a set of wooden doors... was this it
> suddenly an american sidewinder collided with the support pylon for the coaster. 
> our cart was flung in the air wildly, but landed in a soft patch of mud and shit. 
> it was finally over, the nightmare 
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 @π”­π”Άπ”―π”žπ”±π”’ @ebbc6199 @b9aba621 Nazis will tell you this is fake. 
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 yes i will tell you this is fake.
would have loved to see it though, shit sounds hilarious.