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 That’s so sweet! 
 I got a bit of a roast. Not funny enough though. I like yours much better. 
 Just a reminder that in The REAL World 🌎🌏🌍, it’s all about *WHO* you know!

If they li... 
 💯 agree you should treat everyone you meet with kindness, dignity, and respect. 
 What if people were like sourdough, and whenever we "rested", we just swelled up and spilled all ... 
 Funniest mental image. 
 A tiny castle! 
 Saw a Grand Designs episode that was reno-ing a folly into a full time home. It would be hilarious to say you live in a tiny home that’s also a castle. 
 Why are people turning against Telegram? Break it down for me #asknostr 
 Only secret chats on Telegram have e2ee, so private messages and group chats are not encrypted. Apparently they’re also stored. 
 Pimms = gin? 🤯 wow, I’ve had gin before, and never knew. 

Quite possibly a really silly not... 
 When I was a teenager if you could order a real drink convincingly at a bar you wouldn’t get carded. I was watching an indie film one night with a Smirnoff placement and so there was a small exchange about a martini order. I rewatched that scene until I had the order down. It was a Smirnoff martini, 3 olives, a little dirty. I was able to order it without getting carded. Didn’t take long for a bartender to suggest I try Grey Goose instead. So then I was a 16 year old drinking Grey Goose Martinis with 3 olives, a little dirty. Got the nickname martini chick. Then I got older and tried things I actually like the taste. 
 Also the older I get the less I care about not knowing about something. So if a friend has a drink I’ve never tried I just ask to try it. Also tastes change over time. Try new drinks as you will. Also I’m not a big fan of feeling inebriated so I love a good mocktail. I’ve never had a Pimm’s Cup or even a G&T. I always wanted to try those in London/ UK because they seem like British drinks. 
 A little dirty in a martini just means a bit of olive juice added. I’ve also seen some people swish a martini glass with beer, which is actually delightful. The olives are as clean as bar olives can be and my favorite part. Last time I ordered a martini I think I had one sip and the olives while wondering how I ever stomached martinis. 
 My biggest goal in life is simple:

Spend quality time with my great grandchildren before I die.
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 Please share your turtle baklava recipe with your descendants! 
 I want to ask for the recipe but I do not yet have the self control required. 
 Ouch! I’m so sorry to hear that. Wishing you a speedy recovery! 
 Be honest you were channeling Winnie the Pooh 
 nostr:npub1rpes5hhk6mxun5ddt5kecxfm8y3xdr0h5jwal32mc6mxafr48hxsaj2et2 are you going to be styling... 
 Wait… are we wearing loafers Fall 2024? 
 I really need to figure out new jeans. Maybe wear something besides a Nostr or Bitcoin t-shirt every now and again. 
 So...who do I need to talk to about my #henhouse nip05 still being unverified? 

Henhouse.social  
 @MK_Fain 🐍 help needed! 
 Good morning! Uncle is taking a break from social media, but with BTC hitting $53K, I thought I'd... 
 Love you bringing the positive energy! No need to zap me. You’re a gem! 💎 
 We elder millennials are a bit too old for Blues Clues. Now Snoop Dogg… 
 Gen Z will chime in with audacity. 

I feel like Blues Clues really spans late Millennials and early Gen Z. 
 💯 sounds like something I would do. I ❤️ 🧁!  First we might need to go to Camden for a Sunday Roast wrapped in a giant Yorkshire pudding like a burrito. nostr:note1jqvllqsyyem0yckwfzx40nlc028660clrvr8hwkv7cc6mzgrp6esy9zslg 
 If you go, I’m gonna need photos and a review. 
 I knew there had to be better nightlife in London! 
 I am a doofus 
 Me too 
 Putting this out there #ladiesofnostr I'm in need of sports bra recommendations, front or back cl... 
 I go for Natori or Panache sports bras. Quality but a little pricier. They carry my size and a lot of brands don’t. 
 It’s so much worse when you’ve worked on a project and think it’s terrible. nostr:note16np293ndq2vuejpwgsyhralm0z03ej7s7juytrrdl2dap9964weswqq6c8 
 My friend had to leave India for a country where free trade was allowed. He was separated from hi... 
 🫂 
 Receipts? What I know of Choctaw history what you’re suggesting is false and defamatory. 
 nostr can u help me find /Brazilian gf 
 I’m not. 
 He was never on datechain 
 You hit me up in my DM’s. 🤣 

@Eshara asked me to post so she wouldn’t be the only girl who posted. 
 So a British version of Jack Mallers. Got it. 
 Official member of the Airport Bar Fan Club 😎 
 Safe travels! 
 This may seem super rudimentary but for me it’s a big deal - 

I went to the grocery store 2x t... 
 This might be a stupid question but did you have no groceries at home or was someone else shopping for you? 
 Watching baseball with my cats. Moisturized. In my own lane. Not giving a fuck. 
 Sounds like a lovely evening! 
 Uhhhh no

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 The reality is we decided freedom of speech does not protect all speech. One person’s freedom of speech doesn’t mean another can be subjected to hate speech, slander, libel, etc. It is a constant delicate balance to protect everyone’s rights to live freely. 
 @FOX can we go over the advice you were giving me at Basement Bar in Riga? 
 I’m just sending you some midday love for no reason. Here’s a hug too! 🫂💜 
 Hugs! 🫂 
 Got to stop on the way back from Riga and spend some time with @Eshara in Kensington Gardens. Repping the @damus  shirt again too. https://image.nostr.build/936791eb197ba0247b5e83d1d81567c2c4412451e8df40eaee267207deb4edcd.jpg  
 One day we’ll all hangout! 🫂💜💜 
 I want there to be a bookstr app, kinda like goodreads, but without the gross big tech BS, utiliz... 
 I believe @MichelleZ was working on that. 
 Seen a family down an alley trying to move a boulder the size of a refridgerator by hand whatever... 
 Crossfitters 
 Joined Nostr today. Let's connect! 
 Welcome to Nostr! 
 I changed the viewing experience on Nostr. I condensed my follow list to under a hundred. This li... 
 Also frequently update who you follow. Change your experience as you need to. 
 Only you can answer that! I follow you. 
 That was a fun day 
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 Thanks Bevo! 🫂💜🧡 
 She is engaged to him now 😂😂

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 🤣😂🤣 I love him. We are both dumbasses sometimes. 
 Did I hear correctly, someone got engaged on nostr? 
 Remember when I had a scroll through Hinge Nest, because I was so tired of the apps? 
 Thanks!