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 Pimms = gin? 🤯 wow, I’ve had gin before, and never knew. 

Quite possibly a really silly note but I dunno much about alcohol 🙏🏽 always wondered how people go to the bar and order all these things and know whats in it. There must have been a class I missed in school or something. 

It’s like when everyone suddenly knew how to tie their shoe laces and I was still using Velcro 🫠 
 Pimms is delicious, had it at Wimbledon. Didn't know it was gin either, initially 
 The flavors of alcohol and what food pairs good with them is one whole rabbit hole itself  
 I have a whole book thats just wine notes and parings. 😅 
 Mattteee I’d be so lost 💯 - I think I heard fish goes with white wine but I could be so off 🤣🫂 I like red wine in bolognese sauce but I dunno which red wine, there’s so many 🤯 
 I missed that class too 😆 Good I don't do alcohol (anymore) 😂 And in my youth it wasn't that complicated...we bought our bottles and we drank on the street... 
 Me too 🫂 I don’t drink for reasons anymore so kinda relieved I don’t need to figure it out, but have always been impressed with people who just knew what they were doing with it 🥹 
 When I was a teenager if you could order a real drink convincingly at a bar you wouldn’t get carded. I was watching an indie film one night with a Smirnoff placement and so there was a small exchange about a martini order. I rewatched that scene until I had the order down. It was a Smirnoff martini, 3 olives, a little dirty. I was able to order it without getting carded. Didn’t take long for a bartender to suggest I try Grey Goose instead. So then I was a 16 year old drinking Grey Goose Martinis with 3 olives, a little dirty. Got the nickname martini chick. Then I got older and tried things I actually like the taste. 
 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🫂 I could just imagine you taking notes ❤️‍🔥 amazing. One day I’ll order you a drink at the bar, watch me sweat trying to figure out what to say 🥲. I asked for rum and coke once - at uni I think it was - and he asked me which rum, and I said ‘the one pirates drink, please’ cos I didn’t know there was more than one. Also, why do they put dirty olives in the drinks 😭 is it to give it an earthy taste?

I recently learned why Bond likes it shaken not stirred 🔥 
 A little dirty in a martini just means a bit of olive juice added. I’ve also seen some people swish a martini glass with beer, which is actually delightful. The olives are as clean as bar olives can be and my favorite part. Last time I ordered a martini I think I had one sip and the olives while wondering how I ever stomached martinis. 
 Also the older I get the less I care about not knowing about something. So if a friend has a drink I’ve never tried I just ask to try it. Also tastes change over time. Try new drinks as you will. Also I’m not a big fan of feeling inebriated so I love a good mocktail. I’ve never had a Pimm’s Cup or even a G&T. I always wanted to try those in London/ UK because they seem like British drinks. 
 Yeahh I’m caring less about people knowing I know nothing about alcohol 😂💯🫂 I don’t drink anymore so less pressure to figure it out, but if I’m ordering for someone I’m gonna ask them to write it down for me for sure cos I will just come back with a sparkling water 🤣🫂

Ooo mocktails! I actually haven’t tried many of those. I think you would like Pimms - I never tried G&T but people talk about it rather a lot here. I used to get drunk from eating the fruit from my cup of Pimms. It’s a nice summery drink and I liked that you can’t taste the alcohol, but I suppose that’s the dangerous part. I only learnt today that it was a British drink too 🥹