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 catching falling 🔪 by mistake 
I somehow just fat-fingered what was intended to be a limit order into a Spot  purchase 

staking sats today 
for a brighter tomorrow ☀️ https://image.nostr.build/d8639c0a010dfbd24eaaa63c34a79577acd61b8be4ced73cb6c0e8b75771422a.jpg  
 both my kids say “I hate going to school” 

I used to say “I hate going to school”

now I’m an adult and all I want to do is learn.  I spend 50% of my day trying to learn about the world 
 GM☀️
Do actions for the good of all. 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 Good morning notes and other stuff transmitted by relays enthusiasts  
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 💜GM. PV. 🧡 #Nostr #Bitcoin #btc
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 GM. Going to stream and review some Stratumv2 stuff in a bit.  
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 that 🤖 is obnoxious 
 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻🫂💜

Bui... 
 it was delicious.  thank you for the invite!  😸 
 DO
NOT
PLAY
THE
FIAT
GAME.

UNPLUG THE SYSTEM.
SHUT IT OFF! REBOOT ORANGE! 
 as preciously mentioned 
don’t drive your car where the roads are flooded…  🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️🥊 https://image.nostr.build/e072fedd82c1d12b241bf63b9ba1ab2ff0ac8a08db15b16a2547cca8d64ed690.jpg  
 🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️🥊🤦🏻‍♂️

the universe will humble you in a minute’s notice

not 5 minutes after I posted my last note about selling my wife’s car, she calls me, hysterical, because she flooded out our only remaining car in the storm

she managed to pull it into someone’s driveway and got stranded there

I ended up taking a $50 Uber back home, which took 45 minutes. 
Once home, I changed clothes, grabbed a headlamp and rain jacket, then rode my son’s mountain bike through 2-3 miles of floodwaters to meet up with my wife

we left the car in the guy’s driveway (with his permission) and walked our asses home, through the flood and rain 

STAY HUMBLE
or get rekt 
 I still live in the same town I grew up in, even the same zip code. My first vehicle was a '79 Bronco, lifted with 33x12.5" tires. I loved that truck and worked my ass off for it.

Ironically, I stalled it out during a summer flood in the '90s, just four houses down from where my wife nearly did the same thing tonight in our Toyota SUV.  She says she got disoriented in the downpour and panicked, & headed in the wrong direction. I was just a teenage dumbass when it happened to me.

The trick with the summer floods?  Avoid them altogether or wait them out. 
 In a flood, even the tow trucks aren’t  running, much less Uber.  
there was nothing to address last night.  vehicle was stranded, surrounded by knee & waste deep water until this morning. 
Just road the bike back to pick it up the Toyota.  She started up, no addressable issues. 
 just now sold my wife’s 7yr old vehicle to Carvana.  What a strange impersonal experience that was, but they offered & paid us $5k more than everyone else we solicited.  

it’s raining so hard here that the city is flooded so my wife refuses to come pick me up.  The rain let up here by Carvana for about 3min so I sprint about 1/2 mile to a bar & am now drinking Stone IPA’s by myself until the Uber surge rates come down.  

hahaha   WINNING! 🍻 https://image.nostr.build/8c4bdf434d0772f0cf8e69dc373c503da2a06733a545a3c10e7850f775454f82.jpg  
 selling my wife’s ICE car tonight  (Internal Combustion Engine)

we’re making a change ⚡️ https://image.nostr.build/f2dd4a0897cb54f3477629e0a4e44a9edcee9b3f175466bf3f492c7fc9771adc.jpg  
 got a call that Grandma passed away in her sleep last night

93 yrs old
master’s degree 
1 marriage 
6 children 
14 grandchildren 
5 great grandchildren 
lots of religion 

Grandma was a Legend  ❤️😇💪🏽🫡 
 People  will soon understand that Nostr is an entirely different type of network than anything th... 
 The simple act of starting your day with a long walk, preferably with a dog, can change your life. 
 I do agree. 💪🏽 
 $100k+  #Bitcoin is programmed in the next nine months 

there will be a final capitulation first 
I suspect bounce off 52k then up only

maybe I’m wrong 
but I’m placing my stink bids https://image.nostr.build/fe4c0dd855f7d391cd495d5a205bfc1dd33e93d4686b44d7f7586443ddca28e6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/68d84117ce4efba496e588fed0d4809ff49912bbeb823664c3d7745e1afe6469.jpg  
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What issues do you encounter when using nostr? 
 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻🫂💜

Bui... 
 When I was growing up in middle school and high school, I had a next door neighbor trailer park f... 
 I enjoyed  your recount.   I could easily picture the story by imagining it in the places from my own childhood & adolescence. 
 i am still scared from that film. 
 haha.  can’t dox the little dude 
 spotted sea trout 
 Nostr is already full of a lot of awesome stuff that will blow people’s minds - it just needs t...