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 just got home from the gym 

asked my wife about tonight’s family game-plan

she said she’s going out shopping with some of her girlfriends 

I asked, “shopping for what?”

she said, “I don’t know, just shopping” 

Ok, WTF! 
Do you ever go out to the mall with no idea what your intention is but with expectations of spending money on something?  

I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

end rant. 
 Yeah.  You’re right. I suck a spending money. 

In 2020 I set a 2024 pre halving #Bitcoin goal for myself.  

I stacked sats relentlessly.
in 2022-2023  I was so laser focused I was actually dreaming about Bitcoin 

I hit that goal in November of last year. Man. I was so proud of myself 

then I kept Fkn stacking 
 you know how we made it happen, right? 

we meme-ed it into existence 
 🚨 Secure Your Stack 🚨

Hi, I’m Franklin D. Roosevelt, the 32nd President of the United States.

In 1933, to combat the economic crisis of the Great Depression, I signed Executive Order 6102, making it illegal for any household to own more than 5 troy ounces of gold & prohibiting private hoarding of gold. US citizens were compensated at the spot price of $20.67 per troy ounce.

We used the confiscated gold to backstop the U.S. Treasury. Then, on January 30, 1934, Congress passed the Gold Reserve Act, allowing me to adjust the gold price.  The U.S. government then revalued gold to $35 per ounce, significantly increasing the US Treasury's gold value.  This bolstered the US federal financial position and expanded our  money supply. 

Have you heard about this new digital gold called #Bitcoin  ? https://image.nostr.build/18398cc0e1a755dcadc53107dae5a7ca6d2b74b0e336c546bda15d7f7dc2c835.jpg  
 🚨 Secure Your Stack!


Hi. My name is Larry.  
I have a #Bitcoin ETF for you.  
It’s an easier and safer way for you to own #Bitcoin.  

When the day inevitably comes that the US Government disallows peer-to-peer transactions and confiscates all the #Bitcoin for their National Treasury, I will pay out in $USD at market price. https://image.nostr.build/618c4e0a6ee93b16ebfc6fba2dcc85ff4686481c9a02bd26aebbb663d8fd90cd.jpg  
 It has already happened before.
Gold 
1933.  Executive Order, 6102. 
 GN! 💤💤 
 💪🏽🍸 
 how do they know… or is it an airline for born-again virgins? 
 Funny how shitcoiners don’t like being called shitcoiners, but ₿itcoiners embrace being calle... 
 I’m an ass-woman. 

No, I’m not talking about my own…I’m talking about my husband’s.

H... 
 genital herpes specimens? 
 trying to figure out how much #Bitcoin I can stack & still pay all my family’s month end bills… https://image.nostr.build/ff4a392749269f46791269c005cfea4662fa76f31b76be550a61ca4ffa603d76.jpg  
 🤔 prediction: 

you see that yellow line on the chart around $60,600

that is #Bitcoin 200 Day Moving Average 

historically the 200 Day is a critical trendline for #Bitcoins health 

I suspect #Bitcoin will soon test the 200 Day trend & it will result in a massive upside reaction pushing #Bitcoin to around $90,000

HODL https://image.nostr.build/06f5c90393f6ac015fb73eba0e0eb27c56bdc46433c2de6a7f01b30aff785822.jpg  
 Tesla is becoming an energy storage & AI company.  

Don’t Be Fooled
Think in layers 

The automotive devision is nothing more than a fleet of data collection devices 

*Tesla
*SpaceX
*Starlink
*xAI
*Twitter/ X
*The Boeing Company
*Neuralink

think about how they are all interconnected 

with Starlink being the actual hub of it all for global / interplanetary connectivity https://image.nostr.build/9ae8e30170dfccc833e1c63926cfb8c8be545319bde4cfe61f3d2ae0eaf1aab6.jpg  
 I’d like to believe that Elon has more integrity and empathy for humans… but even if he does, all his tech could be subverted by governments for evil 
 “In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks.”
- John Muir https://image.nostr.build/0a6a3b19c73a31855daceb468cf504d94e2b37e09142139362d50580ad167677.jpg  
 rumblings that a large Japanese institution is imploding, pulling global markets down with them   🤷🏻‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/b29678ba3d2fbeec8878b353e7969ba3975de22765828df72a6c2ff16eb822aa.jpg  
 Hara Hachi Bu

moderation & mindfulness 
only consume until your 80% full https://image.nostr.build/d87102f5a5060f5d64cd6ca43104eb4725bd2a460dd1702605df30890137b084.jpg  
 It's been 4 hours since my computer made a click and shut down....

It still won't turn on. 🥺
... 
 brutal.  I feel like my laptop is close behind 

I found an HP with an intel ultra 7 at Walmart for $499 that I’m eyeballing 

I’d just don’t want to spend the $ 
 #Bitcoin ‘ers catch knives 
there’s usually blood 
but we heal like Wolverine https://image.nostr.build/3f0f236c49e31e4cb71c60a80184e4dfeac5a32e5c5e2e9bae045ac9e11fa308.jpg  
 It was a good strong message &  speech. Would have been nice if it had been delivered with more energy, but if you turned the volume way up, the directive was solid.

Merica 🇺🇸 
 hi 
 bonjour 
 Local Albertson's here had shitty flowers. So I gave them a one star Google review and said they ... 
 in bloom 
 I wouldn't say that artificial general intelligence is unachievable. What I do think is that we a... 
 there will be no cure for 
cancer
cavities
flu
or baldness 

Big Pharma will never allow it 
 Physical support for cable tv troubleshooting is a week out. 🤮🤮🤮

At least they say they... 
 rainy day ranch water 
… ie. 
tequila. sparkling mineral water. lime https://image.nostr.build/77f0276b901298a41e0fab5a548681c350f6d1862bcf4bef973f29d98d3a9b0b.jpg  
 how I feel about smalltalk… 

📣“ain’t nobody got time for dat!” https://video.nostr.build/1b5cdbc44f8e63a1ae34c559356955d167fe79e57993168a826f5db5e2859957.mp4  
 If you’re about to say something mean, say something funny instead. 
 boobies are like art. 
some people stare
some people don’t understand them
& some people try to touch them
 …when they shouldn’t 
 God bless you 
 I miss the precedented times. 
 Bidets rule.

Europe and Japan you win this round. 

My butthole has never been so clean. 
 Legend 💪🏽 
 Not to boost my own ego here but I might be retarded 
 it’s cool. 
i’m self-diagnosed autistic