just got home from the gym 

asked my wife about tonight’s family game-plan

she said she’s going out shopping with some of her girlfriends 

I asked, “shopping for what?”

she said, “I don’t know, just shopping” 

Ok, WTF! 
Do you ever go out to the mall with no idea what your intention is but with expectations of spending money on something?  

I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

end rant.