As an ass-man, it is a requirement of me by the gods that blessed me with my ass-loving to always slap that ass when walking by, do you subscribe to the same slap demand? If I forget, the wife feels slighted or thinks something is wrong with me.
Yeah I do😂 he’s “okay” with it like it’s not his favorite, but he knows how much I like it
Yah, just wait until you stop, then he will question “what’s wrong?”
Hahha couldn’t stop if I wanted to though 😅
I’m an addict too.
Why are we so obsessed with poop machines????
We need help 😂
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