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 Someone come trim my hair real quick. 
 Always ask "Who benefits from this?" 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya the details aaaaaaaaaahhhh 
 @c53d74b8 

Right? I'm terrible at descriptions in the first place, but I have a hard time putting this into words. 
 @3fe52772 

These strange men can't understand how the world works because they just can't grasp that women are also people. 
 I've joked about it in the past but my ex-pat plan is in motion. Im outta here. You fuckers are mad. 
 @2a70c54d 

Can't blame you. Pretty sure the plan is to fuck up the whole world though. 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya Oh, Druid Hills is the abso... 
 @2a70c54d 

I used to work and spend a lot of time in that area, and I had 5-6 hours before I had to be at the airport and thought I'd have lunch and stop at a couple of book stores. 
I did get to the book stores, but only for a few minutes, and had to skip lunch, the drive over there and back to the airport took the rest of the day. 
Insane.

I mostly avoided the interstates the whole time. 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya it's horrible and it doesn'... 
 @2a70c54d 

I was staying downtown, were I hadn't spent much time before, and the traffic right in the middle of everything was much better than the fringes and OTP. Druid Hills and out by Snellville was ridiculous. Seemed worse than just a few years ago. 
 Gotta go to a new job location starting Monday. Which, sucks for me because it adds at least 30 m... 
 @2a70c54d 

I didn't know you were in Atlanta. I was just back there for the first time since I moved, and the traffic...damn. 

Crushing. 
 With Gaetz filing a motion to vacate, I expect a flood of empathy and Liz-Cheneyesque rehab in th... 
 @6b43cb18 

I was wondering rehabbing McCarthy was the point of all this, or what the point is.

I don't believe the Civil War. 
Republicans do what they're told. Gaetz isn't out there making strategic decisions, his risk of falling out a window is too high. 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya 

Prime isn't free. 
 I saw someone mention they'd just discovered following hashtags and if you're not doing that you're probably missing out. 
 Is it YouTube? Is YouTube the reason why all of these horrible people are famous? 
 @2a70c54d 

It's gotta be a large part of it. 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya You should rewatch it. Cost... 
 @2a70c54d 

I've been thinking that about a lot of movies I haven't seen in a long time. They usually always come across differently at different times. 
 @2a70c54d 

Funny thing is I liked Costner back then and that's why I gave it a chance. Now I catch bits of him in some things and...huh. 
 We've come full circle. 
Waterworld is a cult classic now, apparently. 
 @2a70c54d 

I saw Waterworld in the theater and pretty much had no reaction to it, and have no memory of it. 
I remember thinking it wasn't as bad as they said, just a non event. 
 @134318c2 

There has never been an ad free entertainment service that didn't end up serving ads. This is the system. 
 I may not be that impressive, but I'm pretty sure if I were the richest person on Earth I wouldn't walk around looking like that much of a dipshit. 
 I am constantly surprised by being wrong about what other people understand.

TIL my husband did ... 
 @bb052609 

Did he not wonder what it was about? 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya lol, me neither and if you ... 
 @2a70c54d 

I still have people asking me about what's going on in MLB because they assume I know. 
 Dang. Baseball season is almost over and I have not seen a single second of a game.

 My life is ... 
 @2a70c54d 

Just talking about this.
I don't know if I could name a single active player. 
 If I didn't like your posted picture of your dog it was a mistake on my part, I fully intended to. 
 When we cut taxes on the rich we are literally paying them to destroy us. 
 I am not very good at taking compliments, or even remembering what they were after the fact. It... 
 @c53d74b8 

I'm really trying to learn to take compliments more elegantly. I like them but I don't think I realized how weird I was being about it. 
Just kind of freeze up. 
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 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @b541bfe5 @c5dffaf5 

I'm trying to stop using gendered phrases like "Hey guys" and use the more neutral "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!" 
 After some extremely unscientific testing, it's come to my attention that while both energy drink... 
 @2a70c54d 

I eat almost anything, but I can hardly stand the smell of Red Bull. It tastes like chemical waste. 
 I am a simple man who cannot understand why the fuck there is a "continue reading" button in the middle of every article now. 
 I like to remind everyone occasionally that these billionaire Nazis are not just going to quietly go away because we tell them we don't like them. They didn't come all this way to just turn around and go home.

We need to be prepared. 
 CEOs making 300 times what their average hourly  employees make should be required by law to do a... 
 @2a70c54d 

No one wants to clean up after their mess. 
 "MASTODON IS DOOMED!" he shouted to anyone who would listen, "DOOOOMED!", and they gave him a little smile and a pat on the head and then continued on with their jokes and discussions and pretty pictures. 
 Aaah the holy trifecta of 

Clean hair

Clean sheets

Clean bathroom 
 nostr:npub18ljjwuh8vt0lrh3fe3vsefddt40u297gtsk3d4v4ywhjnvms9zfqy480hq I remember a sketch show wi... 
 @f869ab76 @3fe52772 

Oh, right. What was that? 
 Here's the thing about the Russell Brand rape accusations: He also made a turn to the Right a while back.

Weird how that keeps happening. 
 Happy Friday! It's time for another installment of--

My least favorite genres, in no particular ... 
 @c53d74b8 

I support your cause but I will not be a part of this Q slander. 
 nostr:npub16q2526xgshxywrsq6k3lyrztn79pqd764u77s90ne2666sc43rcqz0e7ya Perhaps naive on my part, I... 
 @3967703f 

When Dan Rather said "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic" I thought there was a bit of hyperbole there, but apparently not. 
 Order of Operations: 1. GET RID OF FASCISTS. 2. Work on Climate Change. 
 @3967703f 

Thinking maybe the Nazis aren't just going to give up and always planned on this coming down to forcing our hand or seeing if we flinch. 

Are we going to flinch? 
 Fun fact: As much as I say y'all, some of y'all probably think I'm kinda southern. Nope, from St.... 
 @420f26f4 

Huh, I always think of St. Louis as being in the South, or at least adjacent. 
 FHER* - ID#A817611

My name is FHER*.

I am a neutered male, white and brown brindle Pit Bull Terrier mix.

I weigh approximately 46.15 lbs.

The shelter staff think I am about 1 year and 1 month old.

I have been at the shelter since Aug 05, 2023 and am ready to go home today!

#Dogs #Tucson #PACC #Adopt #FostersSaveLives #AdoptDontShop 

http://petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=PIMA.A817611

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 RIO* (AKA NEGRA) - ID#A817591

My name is RIO* (AKA NEGRA).

I am a female, black and white Pit Bull Terrier mix.

I weigh approximately 53.80 lbs.

The shelter staff think I am about 1 year and 7 months old.

I have been at the shelter since Aug 05, 2023 and ready for adoption!

#Dogs #Tucson #PACC #Adopt #FostersSaveLives #AdoptDontShop 

http://petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=PIMA.A817591

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 MARLEE - ID#A817571

My name is MARLEE.

I am a male, black and white Labrador Retriever and Dalmatian.

I weigh approximately 63.00 lbs.

The shelter staff think I am about 7 years old.

I have been at the shelter since Aug 04, 2023 and ready for adoption!

#Dogs #Tucson #PACC #Adopt #FostersSaveLives #AdoptDontShop 

http://petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=PIMA.A817571

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 I would rather catch my partner cheating than walk in on them laughing at a Bill Maher monologue 
 @1f1f0e3b 

You walk in on your partner and your best friend watching Bill Maher and they suddenly start making out to try and cover it up. 
 Mastodon has more of a world wide user base than most platforms I've used in the past and it's been really eye opening to realize that it's not just the U.S., there are assholes and weirdos everywhere. 
 You know why the fascists win? Because they get the left to constantly fight amongst ourselves ov... 
 @420f26f4 

And people keep falling for it. You'll have them arguing for it in the replies, I'm sure. 
 In a real "Devour the Rich" kinda mood, y'know? 
 @2a70c54d 

Hold on to that feeling. 
 @1f53bc8d 

Privatization is almost always bad. It's a con. 

Privatization is just rich people stealing our money. 

#NationalizeStarlink 
#ArrestMusk 
 What a crazy coincidence that billionaires and their big tech companies are ruining the internet as a reliable source of information, crippling search and filling it with AI produced nonsense, right as there's a world wide Nazi billionaire movement to destroy democracy. 
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 @c53d74b8 

We call that character. 
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 @6873042b @3967703f 

Either a troll or delusional. 
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 @feld 

Well, I do if I have to choose. 
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 @f884fa2b 

The last few years have shown us that most people just listen to what the media tells them and don't question it. If the media isn't making a big deal out of Republicans trying to overthrow the government and install criminal Nazi rule then it must not be a big deal.

People can't seem to figure out that the media is in on it. 

In general I'm surprised at how many people can't see things happening, only what has already happened.