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 I would rather catch my partner cheating than walk in on them laughing at a Bill Maher monologue 
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"Honey, I swear, it's not what it looks like! I was laughing AT Bill Maher, not WITH him!" 
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You walk in on your partner and your best friend watching Bill Maher and they suddenly start making out to try and cover it up. 
 @1f1f0e3b Maher is a thicked boor who thinks he's witty about societal issues.