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 @b541bfe5 @c5dffaf5 Be right back, off to go greet a group of male coworkers with "Hi girls," and see what happens. 
 @1854e8be @c5dffaf5 

"Hey gals, what up?"  :D 
 @1854e8be @b541bfe5 @c5dffaf5 I support this. 

I was just using "Hey fuckers" but HR didn't like it so I've had to scale it back to "Hey f'ers".

I have another meeting with HR today, I wonder what its about. 
 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @b541bfe5 @c5dffaf5 

I'm trying to stop using gendered phrases like "Hey guys" and use the more neutral "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!" 
 @d0154568 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @b541bfe5 @c5dffaf5 

I like to use the phrase “What up, nerds!” If they take issue with that, I know they are not my people. 

And of course, signing off with the classic, “Stay fresh Cheesebags™️” 
 @c53d74b8 @b541bfe5 @d0154568 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @c5dffaf5 I love that it’s now a classic 😄

https://assets.ottawa.place/media_attachments/files/111/133/623/692/349/108/original/8c63c3896591ecfe.jpeg 
 @71247a99 @b541bfe5 @d0154568 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @c5dffaf5 

Aaah THANK YOU for posting the meme! I was trying to find it in my memes folder, but alas, I think it got ferreted away in another (probably unrelated) folder.

Now I have it again, and will cherish it always. ❤️ 
 @c53d74b8 @b541bfe5 @d0154568 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @c5dffaf5 You have to be organized with this stuff 😄 
 @71247a99 @b541bfe5 @d0154568 @cfe163c8 @1854e8be @c5dffaf5 

I try, but the ADHD does make it more challenging. :sadness: