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 I just muted myself & blocked my account from my feed. 
I’ve crossed a chasm. I now annoy myself.  And I hate my racist views. https://image.nostr.build/7baeb06d9c5a33ed04ce90f08f486b74e70fcb0ff5b09a8bcae7409921a1c8b0.jpg  
 Germans should work to change their accents when speaking English. 
It could change so many things for them. 
I like my German brothers/sisters but you all sound like broken computers when speaking & history is not kind to your accents, even if it’s fake history. 
Someone work on this for the short/long term. 
 Good to gooder. 
 UDI pee’s sitting down 100% of the time. 
Schiff uses special penis wipes to stay clean after a pee pee. 
 Holy shit, I think NYC just had an earthquake. 
 New Jersey. Sad it didn’t do more damage to those creatons. 
 If the moon blocking the sun isn’t what causes the eclipse; then what the fuck does?
Cause it ain’t the moon. 

We are no different than the Mayans. We have no idea what’s going on. The priest class does though. 
Some poor cows are going to suffer as part of some ritual. Why not toss some babies in a fire as well?
Don’t Jews also beat chickens to death while laughing?  Special place in hell for those that do harm like that.  Very special place. 
 Tastes better. Always.  Unless it’s steak.  Just salt. But that’s still a spice so the point stands 😎 
 gm, 
☀️ is up
⚡️ is up. 
☕️ is up. 
 And you woke up. That’s kind of the most important one. There will be a day. Not today though. Winning. 🏆 
 Anakin: why does Padme look like she’s ready to rugpull? 😂 nostr:note1uah3rqappp9w4l946gruar... 
 Perfection.  BTC loves being attacked. And then correcting. Everyone. https://image.nostr.build/8a1172094775797a37e4463acacf9cd59c4748fe433f9088f17455926138b9d7.jpg  
 Yup. Even us. BTC corrected the fuck out of my brain in the last dump. I was corrected. I wasn’t shaken and bought more but holy fuck did it feel painful at times. 
 I stacked to higher than my goal.  There were times of confusion & questions though. That rascal BTC was just giving me a little dick punch.  Breath and the pain goes away. 
 😂
That me?
Ya, that you. 
 Always was. (Add meme reminder) 
 It would fail.  Too much overhead. He’d add seed oils eventually to save money. And then divorce hits. And then bankruptcy. 
 Containers & Micro-services add complexity & confusion & cost. 
Not the other way around.  
Bring back SOA & waterfalls. 

Not my opinion. This is fact.  I worked with some of the best Java devs on the planet & this was the overwhelming consensus. 
 ☝️☝️☝️this. Exactly. 

So much shitty code in big companies. Especially financial services (JPMC, BoA, PNC etc). If people only knew how bad it really is they would run to BTC faster.  Simplicity wins. 
BTC was built from the ground up for stealth & doesn’t rely on COBOL from 1976 to run. 
 😎 
 Containers & Micro-services add complexity & confusion & cost. 
Not the other way around.  
Bring back SOA & waterfalls. 

Not my opinion. This is fact.  I worked with some of the best Java devs on the planet & this was the overwhelming consensus. 
 Friday before the world ends on Monday?
What does BTC do today?  Knowing the eclipse is Monday with the possibility at greater than 0 we all die. https://image.nostr.build/277c26dc94bcdc2131af68776e8e549edd28e3bd0936d006ac313dc29d5dfe65.jpg  
 🤯 
 👀 
 On the list. Smartest people in the world are genuine & can make others laugh. 
 He was great.  That’s a skill not many have. 
Early Bill Burr is just pure genius.  I’ve followed him since mid 90’s when I saw him do a small show in a CT club.  Never laughed harder in my life. 
 I’m not a huge fan of his. Haven’t seen much of his stuff.  Little angry & political for me. 

Nick Swardson is funny as fuck too.  Older stuff. 
 Norm is in my top 2 all time as well. Brilliant. 
 Shenanigans afoot plebs.  Fed rollercoaster now engaged. Boing, boing boing boing. 
 
How’s your trades going? https://image.nostr.build/dd28ab86a41d4e3906a3afdd21738295334bad7543a6779d06f361ec5ebd11d9.jpg  nostr:note1ctsn3uvr8eek6nynpkfe66vz3qfplh7v47yec5v7lmxygkdm2hjqqlks8j 
 Crab chop in full effect. 😎👊💪👍 
 ** Bull crab I mean. 
 A big thankyou to nostr:npub1dqepr0g4t3ahvnjtnxazvws4rkqjpxl854n29wcew8wph0fmw90qlsmmgt for these... 
 Big Black Coffee should be the name. BBC for the win.  Missed opportunity. 
 🤝👌 
 You ever drive on the highway and pass a huge rock formation & just smile because you know it’s the remnants of giant trees from a time when giants roamed this flat plane realm?

I do. And it gives me such peace. 
 Same thing. 
 What does winning look like?This 👇👇👇👇👇👇💪 nostr:note1ptnttrm8qumv75sq6zwlg9833dmanun2nfsvzmhf4pdsd5pm76hssffx4n 
 shill me your favorite people I should follow and I will follow them. can be yourself, unless you... 
 Fuck fuck. 👀 
 🫡 
 Very good point here. 👇👇👇👇👇
Not your coins until the keys are in your possession.   These will be IOU’s & a very very high % will be fake IOU’s. Nothing behind them. First in/first out Ponzi in the making. 

This will end poorly for all involved.   Can’t blame them for trying. nostr:note1l5klzrkathgcmgr262llj530azpp30uygl2sjamjptc9ry6cj5jq3f20lv 
 I never know what to write when someone asks me for a DJ bio.

"Sometimes makes okay sounding mus... 
 Have ChatGPT write it for you. Your competition is definitely doing that. 
 Feed it, customize it & you’ll be happy with the result. 
 Unpopular opinion: look at the two “wars” going on right now. 
The Russia/Ukraine fake one is being fought with kiddie gloves & WW2 technology.  Guns/tanks. Fake. Funny. Made for TV. 

Israel is fighting to annihilate. Which I thought was the point of war. To annihilate & take by force what you want.  They’re using laser tech, white phosphorus, psychological tactics to force full surrender or genocide.  They want that land. They want Palestinians to all die. They’re playing real war while the world only wants fake wars. 

It’s like when you played war as a kid & some dildo starts throwing real rocks to take ur eye out.  We’re only “playing war” you fucking retard Teddy. 
 Very. 
Israel is the evil empire. 
Yes people are confused that they are acting evil. That’s what they are. That’s what they do. 

They didn’t read the memo to just pretend, even after the false flag initiation. They are all-in on wiping Palestine off the map forever. 
 He was such a dick. 
 Don’t confuse Zionist Israel with their population. There’s a % of the population that may be salvageable human beings & they are hated as much as Palestinians are hated. 
 🎯
They may not even be “real Jews” tbh. 
They may or may not have been Bolsheviks as well 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Hint: they were.  

“Anastasia screamed in vain” 
 🎯 
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 Paper SATS. This is the way. 
 How did you get this video of me & @node ?

This was a special moment for us. 
 They always are. When winners are in the wild, the cameras come out. 
 I look good. I’m glad this was taken. Really captures the essence of the thing. 
 Shenanigans will accelerate as we approach the halfining. 
-Market makers are attacking short/long leveraged positions daily.  Tennis/pickleball anyone?
-ETF’s are still finding their footing & there’s some horse trading going on with GBTC, until there isn’t. 
-Plebs are stacking regardless but there are also the lettuce handed plebs “taking some off the table” just in case. Pussies. Ur ded to me. 

Things look ready to take off soon but my balls aren’t giving me any guidance on specific timing. YET. 

Who cares anyway. We get to stack regardless. But bulls are fun as shit & we all love em. I know I do. 
 The quiet tells me to stay humble at the moment. Could be another mini nuke. 
But then, oh boy then, we explode to places never seen before. 
Faces melt. Vitalik dies of gayness. All wins. 
 Not before more games. Always the games. 
 Always. Always. 
 👀
Why you bashing maxis @Whitney Webb ?
These are people that didn’t sell 1 SAT at the $69K high yet bought furiously at the $15K low in the same year. 
They deserve NGU & know that BTC can’t be controlled like some simple minded folks think. BTC playing the long game. 
 You need to lose at least 5 pounds. Start today fatty.  You’re letting yourself go & it’s unhealthy. https://image.nostr.build/d769e74e278378b35da6885ac9ad3ff389fd11646a308cce7c011d277eba384a.jpg  
 Male Thong season for you weird Canucks. 
 It is not good sir. It is not. 
 Australia acceptable. Weird people. Weirder than Canada if you can believe it. 
 🤔🤯👀 
 Happy 1st Year Nostr Anniversary to ME!! 🎉🥂
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