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 You need to lose at least 5 pounds. Start today fatty.  You’re letting yourself go & it’s unhealthy. https://image.nostr.build/d769e74e278378b35da6885ac9ad3ff389fd11646a308cce7c011d277eba384a.jpg  
 I do actually. Ugh. I blame evening snacks. 
 Weak men create bad times. Throw them away. Start fasting. 
 This sounds like an excuse, but I don't want those snacks here, but every few months they start magically appearing again 🤣 (My wife buys them.) 
 Dump the wife. 
A man has to have goals. 
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 Just gross. Get better starting today.  
Fasting = get faster. 👌🤯🤯 
 first… stretch https://image.nostr.build/e9b0384946ca897824ecfcfc1a5c813b697e1c7af15c6273e6422b5b4c28f96f.gif  
 Don’t deflect with tits. Get on some fasting & shed mothafucka. It’s gross being fat. 
 woman stop playing around 😅 
 Yep I feel something stretching 
 Weak men deflect. 🛑 
 Sure, but weak men also take one liners too seriously. Whaddya gonna do? 🤷‍♂️ 
 Excellent. You won this little battle.  Now turn this victory into some real change. You can do it.  I’ll be waiting to pounce when the time is right. I don’t like to lose. https://image.nostr.build/2407adac4bff3318b43b9724dc6a3d8b1b722a1761782235ff49487e436fa825.jpg  
 Good. I don't start em... 
 Thank you for the reminder 
 You’re a sad man unless you shed at least 5 in the next few months. Don’t let me down. 
 I was about 25 pounds lighter before I met my current girlfriend. 

Dating a chef is difficult  😅 
 Dump the bitch. Or train her to be better. 
A man has to have a code. Unless your code is to be a fat shit. 
 She moved in a month ago 😅

But you’re right…
Gotta be more disciplined.

I’ve been making excuses since July when this happened. 

Ready to be better now 💪🏽 https://image.nostr.build/ddf1c982af41c373822449c10613c18260bbfce67e8db96b360e0eec5d4cb9bb.jpg  
 🤝👍👊✅💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💰😎 
 What kind of fasting? 
 The kind that you don’t eat for a long period of time. 
 Intermittent as a life style 16 hrs off 8 on, or a few days of water fasting every now and then? 
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 You are right. I could stand to lose 5 pounds (or more). I need to increase my #pickleball playing to 3 times per week, instead of 2. 
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 Beach body season is right around the corner ⛱️ 
 Male Thong season for you weird Canucks. 
 Wait... You mean, it's not the norm? 
 It is not good sir. It is not. 
 What about this? https://i.nostr.build/kZ8Lj.webp  
 Australia acceptable. Weird people. Weirder than Canada if you can believe it. 
 Ser with all due respect we are upside down! 
 🤔🤯👀 
 Only $7 loonies, if any Aussies wanna split the cost?
https://image.nostr.build/65251acf64ca6a1ede8257347dea531ff39fcae1d397b834a47704d213e61d61.jpg 
 That’s USD = $10.63 to us…yeah…nah! 😂 
 Oh no, that's Canadian dollars. Our fake money is only a slightly better than your fake money. 
 It’s all fake to me! 
 😜 https://i.nostr.build/gZKPl.jpg  
 I wish. It's 12 in ADL lol.