You need to lose at least 5 pounds. Start today fatty. You’re letting yourself go & it’s unhealthy. https://image.nostr.build/d769e74e278378b35da6885ac9ad3ff389fd11646a308cce7c011d277eba384a.jpg
I do actually. Ugh. I blame evening snacks.
Weak men create bad times. Throw them away. Start fasting.
This sounds like an excuse, but I don't want those snacks here, but every few months they start magically appearing again 🤣 (My wife buys them.)
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first… stretch https://image.nostr.build/e9b0384946ca897824ecfcfc1a5c813b697e1c7af15c6273e6422b5b4c28f96f.gif
woman stop playing around 😅
Yep I feel something stretching
Weak men deflect. 🛑
Sure, but weak men also take one liners too seriously. Whaddya gonna do? 🤷♂️
Excellent. You won this little battle. Now turn this victory into some real change. You can do it. I’ll be waiting to pounce when the time is right. I don’t like to lose. https://image.nostr.build/2407adac4bff3318b43b9724dc6a3d8b1b722a1761782235ff49487e436fa825.jpg
Good. I don't start em...
Thank you for the reminder
You’re a sad man unless you shed at least 5 in the next few months. Don’t let me down.
I was about 25 pounds lighter before I met my current girlfriend. Dating a chef is difficult 😅
Dump the bitch. Or train her to be better. A man has to have a code. Unless your code is to be a fat shit.
She moved in a month ago 😅 But you’re right… Gotta be more disciplined. I’ve been making excuses since July when this happened. Ready to be better now 💪🏽 https://image.nostr.build/ddf1c982af41c373822449c10613c18260bbfce67e8db96b360e0eec5d4cb9bb.jpg
What kind of fasting?
The kind that you don’t eat for a long period of time.
You are right. I could stand to lose 5 pounds (or more). I need to increase my #pickleball playing to 3 times per week, instead of 2.
Beach body season is right around the corner ⛱️
Male Thong season for you weird Canucks.
Wait... You mean, it's not the norm?
It is not good sir. It is not.
What about this? https://i.nostr.build/kZ8Lj.webp
Australia acceptable. Weird people. Weirder than Canada if you can believe it.
Only $7 loonies, if any Aussies wanna split the cost? https://image.nostr.build/65251acf64ca6a1ede8257347dea531ff39fcae1d397b834a47704d213e61d61.jpg
That’s USD = $10.63 to us…yeah…nah! 😂