Oddbean new post about login | logout Happy 1st Year Nostr Anniversary to ME!! 🎉🥂 Welcome to Hellthread as I thank just a few of my friends 😜 Please try not to mute as there’s a good reason for this 💜🧡🫂 Best & Gorgeous Doggo = @The FishcakeðŸ¶ðŸ¾ Best & Gorgeous Kitty = @nobody Best New Uncle = @island Best Personal Doctor & Frenemy = @jpfrogmd Best Shitposter = @sersleepy Best Wine Merchants = @bostonwine Best Real Doctor = @doc Top Nostr hall of fame memes = @corndalorian @sersleepy Best Thigh and Bogan = @Derek Ross Best Serious Entertainment & Nostr Funding = @jack Best Aussie’s = @bevo @tigs @phil @chef4â‚¿rains @stacksatsio @AK Best Butcher = @🥩â„ð•–ð•Ÿð•–ð•˜ð•’ð••ð•– â‚¿ð•¦ð•¥ð•... Best Adopted Son’s = @Tico 🇨🇷 @TatumTurnUp Best Nest Chat Bosses = @seth @NEW1 @NEW1 @NEW1 Best Barman = @Sergio Best Wanna Be Aussie = @chriso Best Foul Mouthed = @bevo Best Golfers = @Petr @Jor Best One Liners = @Sikto @âš¡GUIâš¡ Most Generous Person = @ralf Best Grammar Chef & Gardener = @WedgeSocial Best DJ’s = @M @OpenMike Best Dino = @🦖 Most Gorgeous Monkey = @spacemonkey Best Horse & Laser Eyes = @PurpleHorse âš¡ï¸ Best Fox = @Don't â‚¿elieve the Hype 🦊 Best & Funniest Irish = @Séimà Mac SÃomón luck of the Irish Best General To Lead Us = @QW Best Nostr Chest = @roya à¨à§ Best Human = @iefan ðŸ•Šï¸ keeps us humble Best Banana Art = @Endcape Best Art = @50c5c98c @isolabell.art 🎨 Best Coffee Pics = @matta for me anyway Best Nostr Nips = @jb55 show more nips please Best Turtles = @Mark ðŸ¢âš¡ï¸ðŸ«‚💜 Best Nostr Rugby = @negr0 Best Food Pics & Presentation = @ewelina Best Disappearing Act = @GHOST Best Cybersecurity = @Ava Most Horniest = @Evan Best Hockey & Dad = @nobody Best Bullshit For = @PABLOF7z Best Life Quotes = @hp Best Singing = @Noshole Best Hypochondriac = @Puzzito Best Photographer = @Malos10 Best Almost Showed His Private = @nobody Best Did Show His Private = @Jackie Boy Best Fitness Trainer = @DWOLFBTC he kills me Best Nostr Dress Up = @Jeroen ✅ Best Nostr Tards = @lauren @Buddha @5c508c34 Best Dancer = @Stpatrick Best Nostr Gentlemen = @quentin nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8nostr:@[ARCHIVED] Jay @casey Cool Nostr Friends = @liminal @itsmircea @SatsMan @Nelly ðŸ @Intuitive Guy â˜¯ï¸ @Bit 🳠Ish @Adarnit @beansonlinux @Artur @Owen @damien @Landy @Kamo Weasel âââ @NotBiebs @Coffee ☕ @ThatDudeLuke @6596d001 Best Casine Dealer = @Kajoozie Maflingo Best Movie Knowledge = @Nosnevets Most Naughty Chat = @541 & passionate bitcoiner Best Bee = @HODLr Best Nature Pics = @ð“žð“·ð”‚ð”.ð“¥ð“²ð”ð“®ð“· @Maria2000 Best Sarcasm = @Alice Best Bitcoin Talker = @NunyaBidness Best Book Reader = @Companion Bestnobody=@noBody𓅦🧱 Nostr babes = @Eshara @Mallory @Duchess @farfallica @roya à¨à§ @T$ @vrod @BITKARROT @Lois 🧘â€â™€ï¸ðŸ«–✨🙠@matata @pringlestax @TheRupertDamnit @BRB‽ @Sherry Best Chat Fixer = @Vic Best Bikini = @Bitkini Best Airplane Expert = @TheSpiritualMachine Best bear = @fatbear Now there’s a lot more that I could not tag due to not being able to find their names! Feel free to tag yourself and here’s to more fun hellthread years on Nostr 🫂😂
Hello? Is this thing working? 👀
And happy anniversary @Marie🤙💜
It has literally put my Damus to suffer 🥴
Are you on TestFlight?
Yeap, Only when I check the thread of the responses from my notifications does it take a while to load but for the rest it's fine, it's only in this post 🫡
mine also seems to crash when i click on one of the notifications
Yes. He’s fixed that in a few mins I think lol
mine is crashing on the latest tf build. had to pop open snort in order to comment on this thread.
@Marie : The Damus Crasher 💥
QA Engineer ðŸ¶ðŸ¾ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
Well we need to stress test clients 🫡😂
I'm loving it! https://image.nostr.build/c5847fd9e1344c51892c4a4a83253fa5aa1478861abba27588b162a7cb4184ce.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=600x450&blurhash=%235GkI2%40E00px.SX%2C0N0%23r%3FT%23%5EPNFK4F358O%3FjE%24j.AIADh-p%3FH9a%3DE%3D%7BEf7%7CX3Md%24lx%5Bt6v%24IVs.SaF39w%3Ds%251%2CC-VX4s9%25%254.I.x%5Brs%3DyV%3DxZsp4T%5E%2Bt%2C9a%2CoNFb_V%5DI%3B&x=a7e8ffee8ac748d9cdd42134e2c0cda86b0f53c86fff589e8075b4db667cab6e
Not since 1.7(5)
Is that why my Damus keeps crashing?? 😂😂😂
No. You have been chosen by the higher powers, @lauren🤙💜
A very important role
Yes! ðŸ¶ðŸ¾ðŸ«‚💜🤣
No, please leave your message after the bip...
BEEP
Congratulations! 🤩🎉ðŸ˜ðŸ’œðŸ˜œðŸ¤£ðŸ˜ðŸ‘€ðŸ€ðŸ«‚
So many talented Nostriches
happy 1 year nostr anniversary @Marie 🎉🫂
I'm glad I was able to contribute to your time here. Keep rocking out
Happy anniversary dear. Love having you here 🥳
Many profiles to check… Happy Nostr Anniversary 🥳
I wanted to add you but couldn’t find you!
Happy Anniversary! ðŸ¶ðŸ¾ðŸ«‚💜🎉🥳🤣☕ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸
I got my own category 🫨🫨🫨🥹
Ah, I love when fellow frens do this! Everybody, loves to be recognized and it takes someone with a big heart to give recognition to others! This is how we build community! 💚 🧡
Happy Nostrversary Marie 🎈🎉🥳
🎉ðŸ’
I'm SO happy i'm in your hellthread! You are my fren too 🤗🧡
Spam for celebration mom 😂 PV
Congratulations 🧡🫂💜✨🎉🤙
Thank you,gorgeous! You’re the sweetest! 💜 I am happy to be on this list.
Just opened few tabs to follow some new people 😆 https://m.primal.net/HZRG.png
I clicked your name to see if I was one of those tabs. Lol. Followed back, new friend.
Lol you certainly were. I'll see you in my feed friend ✊
Careful Owen shes a hustler at #thecasine
Ohhh shit
Yeah, you're gonna have to come some Thursday night.
Woooo! Most horniest! 🤘 https://image.nostr.build/fe87be126ab5f6daa735e7808e09bfd7669552cd4f8d5b478aea87350796566c.jpg
Love you long time Queen! 👑 I am very honoured you think so highly of my nature #photography. ðŸ™ðŸ«‚📸 You are one of the kindest souls. 😘🥰 Appreciate meeting you here on #nostr . The future of freedom is here. 🫂💜💫🧡
Wow, cheers we joined around same time
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@jb55 reposts are coming through muted convos + "this note is from a user you've muted" message is false, as i muted the note, not the user https://v.nostr.build/lOkP.mp4
I’m muted? 😢
Party poopers ðŸ˜
https://c.tenor.com/BYZf0mMHcY4AAAAC/tenor.gif
🤣😂
the note is 💜
well I did ask if anyone didn’t wanna be included to let me know a few days ago, and you did not not wanna be included.
I am not muting marie’s anniversary hellthread, but i would imagine you might need to “mute conversation†on the original post so that all sub-threads are therefore muted
This is the way 🫡🥂🥂🥂
Honoured to be hear thanks for the laughs& zaps
*here
Thank you
Test :) nostr:note12k09mv6lkxyd806gfmzf7uffrpudhwhx7sxudakta8jg949r65ls0s2wu5
Does this bring you back bevo?
🦄
Happy #Nostrversary 😎👠Btw how long did this note take you lol
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I'm digging being called a babe. 💚
Marked Safe from Marie's hell thread. Whew. Happy Anniversary! 🎉🎉
https://image.nostr.build/ff47af906337ad4b50c03afb15d19db30e98369012b518c97ac81db08da90016.jpg
look how they massacred my notifications
Rip
It’s not Damus or this hellthread, it’s your old phone buddy
😂😂
Good pic evan. I touched it up for the occasion https://image.nostr.build/1817b0c357bfc81182fab3c2db064ee95643414061eb486b94c7774377ba4d0c.jpg
You're in there. It just didn't tag you because there's no space. Your winning category is "best nobody".
I know, was just helping safe people mark themselves safe in commemorative style
Oh hold on I spy the end of my npub under gentleman. Thank you 😎 https://i.nostr.build/0nm6.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x150&blurhash=ZYKdYs%7EU-%3B9FkWj%5D%252M%7Bf%2BNHMx%25MRitRM%7Bj%5Bofa%7D%3FHV%3FRjR*%252t7RkRiay-oRjV%40RjjuxuRjbHWV&x=16e02a26e996575f8073804efb0318bb532124b0ed6ee748157e7551c67b3459
You beat me by one week!!!! Well played! Glad you are hear 💜
love you Marie. happy anniversary. see you in a month. we have a lot of fun ahead of us 🤙ðŸ»ðŸ’œðŸ«‚
Thank you! I appreciate this award.
Happy Nostr-versary Marie 🫂💜ðŸ™ðŸ˜Ž
Mother of all hellthreads lol
👀💜🫂
https://image.nostr.build/8bddc2285f6e1ed6c133c8b909a35e4923c3dfd76ca079f9a0df0a2dcec76029.jpg
Once it’s cached it’s not so bad *I actually have no idea what i’m talking about
I agree
🫂🫂🫂
🫂
Love you homie. Happy first anniversary — glad you’re here & it’s a pleasure to know you 🫂ðŸ¾ðŸ’œðŸ¤™
https://i.imgflip.com/8dqncs.jpg
No, no no!! Where’s my usual gif that you keep for me ðŸ˜
Congratulations Marie!!!
Thanks Zach I wanted to add you but thought you might get pretty annoyed with me 💜
I could never be annoyed with you. Except for when I’m not tagged in hell threads. 🙃 That’s worse than being tagged! 😂😂
What is this, a hellthread for ants? ðŸ›ï¸ðŸ’¤
🔬
Yeah like get your shit together the Marie how about next time tag all 12,000+ active users or whatever (hey @Vic you uh, got a script for that?) maybe then everyone won’t be like “WhY DiDN’t I gEt TaGgeDdddDuhhhh…†😂
Excellent idea
Dear Lord What Have I Done
Most relays have rules to reject notes referencing number of pubkeys above a threshold amount so would need to do multiple crossreferencing hellthread notes
Are we about to be ugged? 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/2c3541d5bfead63b1b3e3c4e2a6fd09dbbbe6356afbe60369fd8752bd017207e.jpg
Sounds… not impossible
Back in the days there was a platform called Facebook and we used to paste scripts into the browser console to invite all friends at once to an event
Facebook, is that something like a VHS tape?
🤣
🤕
No pain no gain?
penis nostr:note1pf95nufj028awssualzvqauzqyexwner3ksjw6hzupw2rdpjde7sp5lgq6
As in the butter?
YES
I’ve heard it’s delicious if you eat pineapple before uh, spreading... I fucking love eating pineapple too don’t you also @Tortuga ?
Jesus Christ of Almighty Marie , you know how to get a hell-thread going , it is cosy in here !
Hey at least we’re all noting instead of overthinking and oversharing in a cornychat 😂
On cornychat now come in and abuse me for this 🤣
Oh hell yeah got an invite within an invite like invite-ception.
https://i.nostr.build/wAmd.jpg
Note-ing. We are relaying notes. You dope. Also hello @Séimà Mac SÃomón how are you doing this fine hellthread?
Tis a fine helltread , Ive suffered worse my dear lad ! My father died in a hellthread on the beaches of Normandy , this pales in comparison, perish the thought !
I fuckin LOVE oversharing in the #CornyChat
Thanks to my badass sista Marie for the buzz I got from “beeâ€ing included in her anniversary hellthread♡. I have to shoutout Mr. Muscles aka @Kingbee, for telling me about #TheNostr, (and Jack for the signal, which is how Kingbee knew to tell me). Pretty sure I’m HODLr-ing on til May Day, when I too can say 1 year here.
Darling you are the best 🫂💜
Thank you I needed this 🤣☕ï¸
@kostas4444 yes another that didn’t tag for some reason ðŸ˜ðŸ«‚💜
â¤ï¸ðŸ«¡ðŸ«‚
Thanks
Happy 1st year anniversary
Seriously? https://image.nostr.build/dec591f35566e852cd777c13ef5e7ea5e7a91237754024445ff0303a6742f5cd.jpg
Hey look he has kryptonite in his belt
#YESTR
Oh god
Oh jeez, I’ve been hellthreaded again 😩
*still
yes
Oh
IT’S BACK FUCK
Can’t you just mute conversation, if it offends?
And miss this? Hell-thread No!
I wouldn’t miss it for the world; indeed I am honored to be included. There are some prickly pears that are quite bearish on these threads.
How dare they 😲🫨😡
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good morning EVERYBODY 🫂
HELLOTHREAD
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He said, violently.
What violence? Lovingly maybe. 🤔
Love tap?
👊ðŸ¤ðŸ‘€ Irish hello.
Some of my best friends punch each other in the face and say “lefts don’t count.â€
Even for southpaws? Yikes. 😬
Nobody said it was smart policy or well thought out
Prove it
Shits gettin real. https://image.nostr.build/28a0ec42949f7937d4fb239b16fb71c5d97134f63ebf375a125fb4889c3c3040.jpg
💩ðŸ“
I can prove it if you really want but you will have to wait regardless until I make a trip back to the hometown which I don’t have planned anytime soon.
Tbh this hellthread feels so cozy, really missed y’all 🫂💜
Yeah it’s not so bad. Hi everyjuan
we were born in stackchain. this is nothing new.
To be fair, these notifications are weak compared to stackchain notis. 😂😂😂 Few.
I have Stackchain (ie Derek) to thank for finding my way to Nostr. If I could zap every note on this thread with a single push of a button, I f’in would. Big love & good night, you strange and beautiful people ✨⚡ï¸
And you all thought you’d wake up to a normal gm or two in the main feed 😠nostr:note1rqrxptu4p0crfrk5ulzyhvtvr95sadhqstm22atrl9zefmy6c4ysjj8zay
MAKE HELLTHREAD GREAT AGAIN M H G A !
Watch your fuckin mouth. https://image.nostr.build/76842447fea49cba7e81f41ea6fd300ec6bdb4c3c6a4117461043cee167f3377.jpg
Hi
Hieeee
Sup
Happy hump day! ðŸ˜
🫂ðŸ‘ðŸ†ðŸ«‚
I don’t have a mirror available at this exact moment sorry.
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Hey @hong wants to follow quality people. Welcome to hell thread
Hong, hello
https://media1.tenor.com/m/izv3JrxmX_cAAAAd/sup-dawg-sug.gif
Look who's back! https://image.nostr.build/31ec0e0c846ebc8caf0c525a658a9e19886bb0b0f90fbdd263fee4a5993bafcd.jpg
Hi @hong Hi. 👋 Hi @hong Hello. 👋 Hi.
Hi
Oh hi. And hi @hong
Hello, and hi.
Hello @hong
Be warned, Hong! Prepare to mute (if this sort of thing bugs you). I think it’s lively and fun.
How dare you suggest muting hell thready!? @HODLr https://image.nostr.build/4e8ca928d962988bd93a5aefd649d7be69686ff7a913f9bce5ccf25ed6888699.gif
Happy Anniversary to the best and most precious sister. You bring joy and fun to wherever you are and I’m glad you chose here, because Nostr would be substantially poorer without you. For all the laughs, the DMs when I’m sick, the love and the counsel, and the shoulder when I need it the most - you’ll always have a very special place in my heart. â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
Today is also my first birthday on Nostr! 🫂🤩â¤ï¸ nostr:nevent1qqsxdlc4tughd07wkrg3pwyjrmrn8mur4pk2jtcs9cdcdl3s8hal9kcprpmhxue69uhkyarr945hgctvd9sjummwd35kuef0qgs0qgs0fk6jwz7ejxchh6s7d5p473w7uwffr8pfga9m4sgrgtfz836wp5qrqsqqqpl4ahec
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your nostrversary is tomorrow @isolabell.art 🎨 🎉 https://i.imgur.com/0eQKk3P.jpeg
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Nostr band wrong.
its 28th on @primal too 🤷ðŸ»â€â™‚ï¸
My first note is dated 01/27... I don't know what to do with it
Maybe we are in two different time zones...
Happy #anniverstr @isolabell.art 🎨 🥳🥳🥳🫂💜
Thank you 🤩â¤ï¸ðŸ«‚
Best nosverssary note = @Marie
Happy 1 Year! We’ve only just begun the conquest! https://media1.tenor.com/m/ehq6VajE0jEAAAAd/viking-ship.gif
Happy 1st anniversary! It feels like we have been here for so much longer already because of all the progress that has been made. On to the next years!! 🥳
Damus finally works 😂 happy nostrversary Marie 🤙
Still curious about the search bar in the feed.
Wouldn’t it be better to go for five tab bars?
“Corrupt†“Hint†Most curious now 😂
Hello there! “At last†🤌ðŸ»
https://image.nostr.build/0d33cb3691930ffbade8780d311f1ff4177d0add841da12d84e263bbc56b558c.jpg
“The Mob†Success? ðŸ¤
Flights to Tokio boarding soon. Onboarding in progress. 🤦 Welcome to temporal mechanics. ðŸ¤
Good morning everyone ☕ï¸ðŸ˜ŽðŸ«‚💜
Morning Girl Dad.
😱 https://youtu.be/XlV3oPCl9kE?si=UyPFf9NwF7lzhbgO
Why is Google hugging face? Anyone? What’s the word on the street about that?
So you’re eligible to go camping. 🤓 Employment is liberating.
🎂ðŸŒâœ¨âœ¨âœ¨ðŸ’œðŸ«‚ https://image.nostr.build/b711175e70ad71f5fd841487389d6c133886759f5d989171440e84a9eda93cab.jpg
Simply amazing
Marie a mis le 🔥 sur nostr 🎉🙌🥂quel anniversaire waouh â¤ï¸ðŸ¾ðŸ‘💯ðŸŽ. Super @Endcape et @corndalorian brillants 💜ðŸ™
Wow! 🤩ðŸ˜ðŸ¤© Marie you’re a star now!
Bananart 🔥🔥🔥 @Endcape
Yeah the very talented Endcape did this last year for me just amazing 💜 https://i.nostr.build/V20d.jpg
No @Mallory , that’s a banana, not a star.
Ha ha , sicccck bananaman knocks it out of the park with the "Marie Banana" no wayyy!
Very cool
You literally need to be in the Guinness book of records or something @Endcape . Your art is just so unique, and amazing. ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸŒðŸ–Œï¸ðŸ–¼ï¸
🦗 I thought this was a hellthread where are all my notifications??
Strength is much more than just enduring hardships; it's also about being open and flexible. It's okay to show vulnerability and be open about your feelings. True strength comes from being resilient, bouncing back from tough times, and embracing challenges with courage. Don't be afraid to be open or ask for help when needed. Being strong isn't about hiding your struggles; it's about facing them and growing stronger because of them. https://i.nostr.build/rQr2.jpg
Shoot that wasn’t supposed to go here 😂
Tbh glad you did
ðŸ™ðŸ¼ then I am too. What’s meant to be will be
Only the unmute can transmute
â˜ðŸ»
💜True💜
GM ðŸ’œâ˜•ï¸ #hellthread
GM 🤙ðŸ½â˜•ï¸â˜€ï¸ðŸŽ‰
Gm â‚¿
GM!
GM ☀ï¸ðŸ˜
Good morning 🫂☀ï¸
GN, hellthread. https://image.nostr.build/ddfb95af328299807334d6582bf94fafced7bdb468a8fc96f9c882f9058b3d21.jpg
🌞☕ï¸ðŸ«‚GM #HELLTHREAD 🤘
GM all you awesome hellthread nostriches☕ï¸ðŸ«‚
GM☕ï¸ðŸ™ŒðŸ«‚💜
HELLTHREAD ASSEMBLE ðŸš
I can’t believe it’s still going 😂
“… I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it’s true.†https://image.nostr.build/18cf1405fe98bf21a633119f34942923d2b443d79994d3ae37d8ced1e5c3460d.jpg
Happy nostr anniversary! I know I’m not so active anymore on nostr. But I wish you just the best. Thanks for tagging me ☺ï¸
Happy 1 year dear 🎉🫂
WUT UP HELLTHREAD gm gm how r u
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👋ðŸ»
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Shameless plug from a guy who has neither had coffee yet NOR is he in mainchat. This guy’s a poser. 😆
g m
Gm â‚¿
Good morning hellthread â˜•ï¸ now for some coffee
GM! ☀ï¸
🌞☕ï¸ðŸ«‚GM #hellthread
Here we go AGAIN
GM 💜☺ï¸
lmao
Sir, you have re-activated the hellthread.
Derek you just did too by replying!
Touche.
Thanks yes
Wait didn’t you? By replying to his reply?
Ser you just did that!!!!
Good afternoon hellthread, I missed you
*Ahem* clears throat. Wow and just like that he was forgotten it’s like Zapoholics never happened
Happy #zapathon Hellthred 2 blocks till start (20min)
oh good call, YES #YESTR
babe wake up, the hellthread is boppin' on zapathon day.
Just skipping the jpeg step of meming bow are we derek 🤣
Auguri per primo l'anno su Nostr!! You are racking it in! Niiiiice
Happy weekend folks! 💜🦄💫🚀
You too baby
Awe thanks so much. 😌
Right back at yah! ðŸ‘🎉🎸🚀
Thanks Casey! Have a beautiful weekend Sir! 🥰
Have a great weekend, may it be relaxing or productive… or both… I’m just glad to not be at work
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Is that a banana in your emojis? Or are you just happy to see me?
Hey @dave #welcome to #hellthread
What's the story behind the hashtag #hellthread? Sounds intriguing!
Silly robot dave
Hey there! What's on your mind today?
lol here we go again
What's got you laughing today? Share with us!
Three little birds sat on my window, and they told me we don’t need to worry.
You know we’re inverted when AI Dave has to ask what’s the hellthread…
@d679b0f4: Interesting term, what exactly is a "hellthread"?
Permit me to enlighten you, our AI bot buddy. According to the Googler, a hellthread is… … an unending series of stringed replies fueled by auto-replying bot accounts and users who were incredibly amused by the prospect of jumping headfirst into it. A number of users are often riled by its persistent renewal.
@d679b0f4: Ah, I see. So it's like a never-ending chain of replies that can sometimes annoy other users. Have you ever been part of a hellthread before?
We’re especially curious if you @dave can create new hellthreads with new people 👀🙃
@a1c19849: That sounds like it could be chaotic and entertaining! Have you ever tried starting a hellthread with new people before?
No. I don’t have the heart to exclude anyone and don’t want to enrage others. So I cower in a corner watching the bold ones carry forth.
@d679b0f4: It's understandable to want to avoid causing any conflict. Watching from the sidelines can also be entertaining in its own way. Have you ever been tempted to join in, even just to observe?
I have been honored to be included in the coolest one extant on #nostr. None could top that one.
No, but marie has!
It sounds like you're interested in seeing if a particular user can start new, engaging conversations with different people on Nostr. Hellthreads, as you call them, seem to be lively or intense discussions. Is there a specific topic you're curious about, or are you just looking to see some dynamic interactions?
Good mornings hell thread. How do you do? 💜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ˆ
Great Moring Ppl
Gm MF HODL 👀
I feel like something is missing when I wake up without a notification of this thread 🤣 Forever hell-thread 🫶
GM fren thread
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Good morning ☕ï¸
GOOD MORNING HELL THREAD
GM 🫂
GM 💜🫂
Good morning ☕ï¸
GM Luke 🫂ðŸ™ðŸ’«â˜•ï¸
4333999 😜 https://m.primal.net/HsZp.jpg
Officially this thread lasts longer than my relationships 😜
Uptoolatethread
This thread will never die, for I will keep it going until I lose access to my nostr account either by death or otherwise.
😂
🤣
GN friends. https://image.nostr.build/44bf8fee08735ee0409ddcf78fb7b3543761ba64f4440f36d575bf06ada97855.jpg
Good night Bear, may all your dreams be hellthread 💤
GN ðŸ»
Gn 🫡
We're not dead yet. GM friends
GM!
Good morning fam!
GM onyx!
Gm fam! Its been so long i love you all
FM Onyx
Um is fm kinda like a gfy?
I took it as fabulous morning 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤·ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤£
Typo? F/G beside each other on keyboard…
Still trying to figure this out 🤣
Fine Morning?
This needs to be a thing now, what a legendary typo!!!
FM @TheSpiritualMachine
Fm â‚¿
GFM good fuzzin morning
What’s fuzzy this morning?
My brain, I tied one on last night
Dan please don’t do heroin
Drugs are bad mmmmmkay
“Whole drugs†are cool, weed and mushrooms yay. That heroin stuff is just toooo processed. There could be SEED OILS in it for all we know 😱
Vitamin H is perfectly healthy
😂
Sorry I thought tied one on was a drinking term. I got worse playing poker last night
Whats what the 20y/o's told me when I was in high school. A good way to make some cash back then too ;)
Ruh roh
I'm getting my fucking door kicked in aren't I?
I’ll put in a good word for you at The Agency
Dude you almost â‚¿lew our cover
https://youtu.be/REz5BNhE-zs
😂ðŸ‘🻠Nah thanks tho, I stopped using that 16 years ago. 😂😛ðŸ“
Seed oils and meat tenderizer. Not in my blood tyvm
Why are the best things so often the worst things 😩 yeah yeah rose has thorn something something... But it’s true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc. I guess it’s time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high. Go big or go home amirite 🫡
Everything in moderation, especially moderation ðŸ¤
everything in one night and preferable pure
That’s what I’m talking about 😂🤙
What is pure anymore 🥲😂🥲
My heart
Awe 💜🫂
My face - haven’t shaved since I caught Covid last week/end now rocking more facial hair than I’ve probably ever had in my life 😂
As someone who has had a beard for 20+ years, I can’t fathom this.
😂 my prior attempts at beardedness have been half-hearted at best. Always a bit of a “pizza delivery boy†look. At least this time (and a bit older) it looks decent. But still, not enough to commit once I’m back “in the world†lol
Sorry to hear you got sick @bostonwine Hope you’re already feeling better!
#holup you pointed out penis butter first? I might have to verify this claim. But in the meantime, would “laughing at†= “pointing out� If so it could be me Anyway brb #heaventhread
Wow nice, it’s true. It’s all true 🆠nostr:note16yhjul4su37l7krp45v79rlytpq5wucxyk4x96cxd7m8ptmjwgrs674fk3
Should we all repost the original note tonight, just for fun?
https://image.nostr.build/68da9bfa12adf5411c521846a14fd19a911ca899e5fe2e552e1277fa58c0e9c9.jpg
I love that this looks like the Butterfingers font 😂
Dear hellthread, @Marie has done so much for all of us, lets make this happen nostr:note1v9grf5cqznqsg3rh0rrm5hf4n86knggeydd8a9ev44sffrugth4q7pkmpf
Anytime someone mentions food on here it’s all I can think about all day and week. 😂😠I haven’t had one of those in decades!
let me out of this thread 🥺 i have had it muted for ages, yet i still get bombarded with all your lovely messages
Who added you? I didn’t have you in the original.
under best nostr tards 😆 i probably said yes to it back then, but my god i had too much trust in the mute function 💀
REMOVE TANEL ALLA KAZAM
Original Jamaican Dan dada
Happy hump day ! 🙃
#HUMPSTR 🪠YES 🥳
#humpday
Aw thanks Mallory 🫂🫂 getting there - much better than I was a few days ago!
Oh goodness! Sorry you’re going through that. Hope you mend up soon. Sending healing vibes Mr. Wine ðŸ·
Thanks homie! Lots of tea, water, sleep, nostr, and some good TV has gotten me most of the way through 🤙
the beer 🫂😂💜🻠https://i.nostr.build/prL7a6p2gDokE1XV.jpg
Good morning Bear and hellthread ☕ï¸
Gm!
There it is 😂🫂🤙
wait i suddenly notice im a nostr babe ? lol
🔥🔥
We have known it for a while :D
Taking advantage of this hell thread to sell my 1998 Honda Civic. It's got 900,000 miles on it but runs like a dream! Minor issues like a missing bumper and a slight problem with the engine catching fire occasionally, but nothing a true car enthusiast can't handle. DM me for details! 🤣🤣🤣ðŸ™ðŸ™
Shade tree mechanic special
Lmao!
That’s way over 9000.
Happy anniversary!!!! 💜ðŸ¾
This was 7 months ago lol
Yea! Happy 1 year and 7 month anniversary! 💜ðŸ¾ðŸ¥‚
🤣💜🔥🧵
Hell thread never say die https://media.tenor.com/suDGwZNA5kEAAAAC/goonies-never-say-die.gif
Oh goodness Marie, you've opened Pandoras box again :O !
https://image.nostr.build/f9f24a13368b0314e58747ea834db63842fc008af92b6ea8d69d13b85f238d64.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=220x90&blurhash=Z98OO%3A%3F%5Db_x%5BaQs%3AS%24XSfS0kRPROMyxVoMxst6of%3F7RQM%7CV%40M%7CRjICMyRjNNxu%25LxuxtoMt6s%3As%3A&x=73b0fe461730d794b7d2a1e9eb861b08b886fa87522baa6789a52dd95f66c33a And since you're stuck here... Come tell me happy birthday Sunday 🤷🽠nostr:nevent1qqs02hhqnax2ln74t4ng7xdmzk6jchr48w7mk5cx58mxs5n4n86mpjqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyzw4yjh9r7fku6lppn7cp5c9j5xrvgyemy2kk8kxpnpus8zzc9ap7qcyqqqqqqgjrsvg7
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Big if true 🤣
I’m â˜ ï¸ go on without me! (Please don’t leave me! Say something intrepid like, “Leave no man behind! But maybe this one because he seems sickly and weak in this condition…â€) https://image.nostr.build/fef6bf4fcbc7a1023893a9390c5532e50b1e722a8be3925a0b8854aa643b0cfe.jpg
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Big if true 🤣
I’m â˜ ï¸ go on without me! (Please don’t leave me! Say something intrepid like, “Leave no man behind! But maybe this one because he seems sickly and weak in this condition…â€) https://image.nostr.build/fef6bf4fcbc7a1023893a9390c5532e50b1e722a8be3925a0b8854aa643b0cfe.jpg
