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 I’m anon, I only show my face to conferences like in Miami, Tokyo and Nashville.. & most I’ve doxxed on nostr is this pic right here lol (won’t dox myself further) 

I’d like to nominate @5c508c34 in my place, he’s doxxed his whole face & body on here (& is over 6ft tall ladies) 

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 Idk, you can really pull off the daisy dukes 
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 what are daisy dukes? 
 I just finished my Google research & it seems they’re what some call short shorts or women wearing short shorts bc of a show back in the last 70s early 80s called dukes of hazzard, main protagonist n sex symbol was a character named daisy dukes who wore short shorts lol 
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 Akchewly it's Duke singular. The Dukes plural were the family of the Mopar car guys and the short/shorts actress Catherine Bach.  

Didn't need Google, I'm from that vintage lol.  

Pre internet, the best one could do was a wall poster - a la pin-up "sex symbols" like Ms Bach, Farah Fawcett, etc. Daisy Dukes and the iconic red one piece swimsuit adorned many a bedroom wall of 70s male adolescents.

FWIW  - I had Raquel Welch from 1, 000,000 years BC on my wall...

... good times  
 Ahhhh can’t trust Wikipedia! Appreciate it!! 

Btw what was she doing in this pic ?? I was looking through her photoshops n this one showed up n im curious if it was one of those weird extreme exercises from back then lmaoo https://i.nostr.build/Wn4Y.webp  
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 Ahhhh innuendo πŸ˜™

In a way things were so much sexier when left to the imagination.  One can take this image literally and see the ankle cuffs with hooks that hung the wearer from a chin-up bar.  It was supposed to be good for spinal decompression, that is if the blood didn't rush to your head faster than the disc relief one sought.

The other "silent part" might be seen as soft porn bondage.  I'm sure that wasn't lost on her press agent.

I used those hooks once and felt worse haha



 
 Hahaha this was the one that caught my attention the most! Thanks for that history lesson brother πŸ«‚ if I ever see this in person at a garage sale I’m buyinggg 
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 A great addition to any dungeon... I mean gym πŸ™ƒ 
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 I think it’s to stretch the spine? 
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 I have those inversion boots. They do indeed pull your spine and joints apart. Amazing πŸ‘  
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 wait. neither of you knew that? wooooow. i figured tanel wouldn't, but you sleepy? 
 😭😭 I had a feeling just wanted to be sure! & only shows I ever watched from that time were shows like twilight zone 🀣 
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 haha. it was a bit before my time. i remember watching some duke's of hazard reruns when growing up though. but man, did i like jessica simpson in the reboot/movie 20 years go. 
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 πŸ˜… research πŸ”¬πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ†
I thought everyone knew what these were 
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 πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ the innocence πŸ«‚ 
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 A sandwich πŸ™πŸ½πŸ€“πŸ«‚ 
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 oh, thanks

i’ll have a large then 
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 here you go https://i.nostr.build/oaDv.jpg  
 wait til all the ladies wake up my boy 

knew you’d deliver 🀝 
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 what are you wearing? πŸ˜‚ 
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 > alexa, play β€œavril lavigne - sc00ter boi” 
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 sorry. i was getting skaters and scooters confused. skater's wear very different clothes in the USA 🀣 
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 it’s the folk uniform for the male choir i was in, and yes, the orange socks stay on.

as part of the tradition, the red lantern is given to the last person that was late to a gathering, and therefore has to carry it until another gathering happens and somebody else is late 
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 Oh wow πŸ˜…πŸ«‚ 
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 Dang, if that lantern tradition was here in the US, I'd probably just eventually engrave my name on that thing 
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 dude, i had to do a 2-hour long march with that thing πŸ˜‚ my fingers went numb at points, but hey, it’s a good lesson 
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 Too bad you couldn't ride the scoots maggots on that 2 hr march 
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 Scoots magoots * autocorrect is really fucking w me today! 
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 πŸ˜… 
 I feel like he’s tapping into a specific niche market of patreon content that’s on the verge of going mainstream 
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 Oh my πŸ˜… there is so much going on in this photo, I don’t even know where to keep my eyes πŸ†πŸ’œπŸ§š 
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 My Frog β‚Ώ!!!
Da Fuck…you a human as well? πŸ₯²
That is heartbreaking and nice and confusing. 
 😭 only 1% of the time my brother! πŸ«‚πŸΈ 
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 He only turns human for an hour when some hottie in daisy dudes kisses him 
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 Daisy dukes * gdamn autocorrect 
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 what are daisy dudes? 
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 You don't wanna know 🀣🀣🀣 
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 daisy me rollin’ 
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 https://assets.horseheadhuffer.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/1676/resized/s3_78901912-1222604126.jpg
 
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 how can i unzap you? 
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 Careful now... that's one letter away from unzip...... 
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 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 I’m Blind now. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« 
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 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 Daisy dudes
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 You are very attractive according to this half dox πŸ† no wonder the girls wanted you in the calendar 😍 

But umm @5c508c34 is over 6ft tall πŸ€€πŸŒΉπŸ’œ I think he would be a VERY good nominee then! 

@Marie πŸ”Ž