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 > alexa, play “avril lavigne - sc00ter boi” 
 sorry. i was getting skaters and scooters confused. skater's wear very different clothes in the USA 🤣 
 it’s the folk uniform for the male choir i was in, and yes, the orange socks stay on.

as part of the tradition, the red lantern is given to the last person that was late to a gathering, and therefore has to carry it until another gathering happens and somebody else is late 
 Oh wow 😅🫂 
 Dang, if that lantern tradition was here in the US, I'd probably just eventually engrave my name on that thing 
 dude, i had to do a 2-hour long march with that thing 😂 my fingers went numb at points, but hey, it’s a good lesson 
 Too bad you couldn't ride the scoots maggots on that 2 hr march 
 Scoots magoots * autocorrect is really fucking w me today! 
 😅