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 here you go https://i.nostr.build/oaDv.jpg  
 wait til all the ladies wake up my boy 

knew you’d deliver 🀝 
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 what are you wearing? πŸ˜‚ 
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 > alexa, play β€œavril lavigne - sc00ter boi” 
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 sorry. i was getting skaters and scooters confused. skater's wear very different clothes in the USA 🀣 
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 it’s the folk uniform for the male choir i was in, and yes, the orange socks stay on.

as part of the tradition, the red lantern is given to the last person that was late to a gathering, and therefore has to carry it until another gathering happens and somebody else is late 
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 Oh wow πŸ˜…πŸ«‚ 
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 Dang, if that lantern tradition was here in the US, I'd probably just eventually engrave my name on that thing 
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 dude, i had to do a 2-hour long march with that thing πŸ˜‚ my fingers went numb at points, but hey, it’s a good lesson 
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 Too bad you couldn't ride the scoots maggots on that 2 hr march 
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 Scoots magoots * autocorrect is really fucking w me today! 
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 πŸ˜… 
 I feel like he’s tapping into a specific niche market of patreon content that’s on the verge of going mainstream 
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 Oh my πŸ˜… there is so much going on in this photo, I don’t even know where to keep my eyes πŸ†πŸ’œπŸ§š