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 Officially this thread lasts longer than my relationships ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Uptoolatethread 
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 This thread will never die, for I will keep it going until I lose access to my nostr account either by death or otherwise. 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 GN friends. 

https://image.nostr.build/44bf8fee08735ee0409ddcf78fb7b3543761ba64f4440f36d575bf06ada97855.jpg 
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 Good night Bear, may all your dreams be hellthread ๐Ÿ’ค 
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 Hell thread dream would have been great! A bunch of friends hanging out, joking and shit talking. More like heaven thread! 
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 GN ๐Ÿป 
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 Gn ๐Ÿซก 
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 We're not dead yet. GM friends 
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 GM! 
 Good morning fam! 
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 GM onyx! 
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 Gm fam! Its been so long i love you all 
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 FM Onyx 
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 Um is fm kinda like a gfy? 
 I took it as fabulous morning ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Typo? F/G beside each other on keyboardโ€ฆ 
 Still trying to figure this out ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Fine Morning? 
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 โ˜•๏ธ 
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 This needs to be a thing now, what a legendary typo!!! 
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 FM @TheSpiritualMachine 
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 Fm โ‚ฟ 
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 ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿป 
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 GFM

good fuzzin morning 
 Whatโ€™s fuzzy this morning? 
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 My brain, I tied one on last night 
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 Dan please donโ€™t do heroin 
 Drugs are bad mmmmmkay 
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 โ€œWhole drugsโ€ are cool, weed and mushrooms yay. That heroin stuff is just toooo processed. There could be SEED OILS in it for all we know ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 
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 Vitamin H is perfectly healthy 
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 Sorry I thought tied one on was a drinking term. I got worse playing poker last night 
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 Whats what the 20y/o's told me when I was in high school. A good way to make some cash back then too ;) 
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 Ruh roh 
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 I'm getting my fucking door kicked in aren't I? 
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 Iโ€™ll put in a good word for you at The Agency 
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 Can you tell the TSA if they want to see my dinger that they can just ask instead of making me strip in front of the crowd at the airport?  
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 Dude you almost โ‚ฟlew our cover 
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 https://youtu.be/REz5BNhE-zs 
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Nah thanks tho, I stopped using that 16 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ“  
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 Seed oils and meat tenderizer. Not in my blood tyvm 
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 that dragon will sneakup 
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 Why are the best things so often the worst things ๐Ÿ˜ฉ yeah yeah rose has thorn something something...

But itโ€™s true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc.

I guess itโ€™s time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high. 

Go big or go home amirite ๐Ÿซก 
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 Everything in moderation, especially moderation ๐Ÿค 
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 everything in one night and preferable pure 
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 Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™ 
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 ๐Ÿ’จ 
 What is pure anymore ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ 
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 My face - havenโ€™t shaved since I caught Covid last week/end now rocking more facial hair than Iโ€™ve probably ever had in my life ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 As someone who has had a beard for 20+ years, I canโ€™t fathom this. 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ my prior attempts at beardedness have been half-hearted at best. Always a bit of a โ€œpizza delivery boyโ€ look. At least this time (and a bit older) it looks decent. But still, not enough to commit once Iโ€™m back โ€œin the worldโ€ lol 
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 Sorry to hear you got sick @bostonwine Hope youโ€™re already feeling better! 
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 #holup you pointed out penis butter first? I might have to verify this claim. But in the meantime, would โ€œlaughing atโ€ = โ€œpointing outโ€? If so it could be me

Anyway brb #heaventhread 
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 Wow nice, itโ€™s true. Itโ€™s all true ๐Ÿ†  nostr:note16yhjul4su37l7krp45v79rlytpq5wucxyk4x96cxd7m8ptmjwgrs674fk3 
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 Should we all repost the original note tonight, just for fun? 
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 Butter up my penis, that's a big fat yes. 
  https://image.nostr.build/68da9bfa12adf5411c521846a14fd19a911ca899e5fe2e552e1277fa58c0e9c9.jpg  
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 I love that this looks like the Butterfingers font ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Dear hellthread, @Marie has done so much for all of us, lets make this happen 

nostr:note1v9grf5cqznqsg3rh0rrm5hf4n86knggeydd8a9ev44sffrugth4q7pkmpf 
 Anytime someone mentions food on here itโ€™s all I can think about all day and week. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ I havenโ€™t had one of those in decades! 
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 let me out of this thread ๐Ÿฅบ

i have had it muted for ages, yet i still get bombarded with all your lovely messages 
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 Who added you? I didnโ€™t have you in the original. 
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 under best nostr tards ๐Ÿ˜†

i probably said yes to it back then, but my god i had too much trust in the mute function ๐Ÿ’€ 
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 REMOVE TANEL ALLA KAZAM 
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 Original Jamaican Dan dada 
 Happy hump day ! ๐Ÿ™ƒ 
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 #HUMPSTR ๐Ÿช YES ๐Ÿฅณ 
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 Aw thanks Mallory ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ getting there - much better than I was a few days ago! 
 Oh goodness! Sorry youโ€™re going through that. Hope you mend up soon. Sending healing vibes Mr. Wine ๐Ÿท 
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 Thanks homie! Lots of tea, water, sleep, nostr, and some good TV has gotten me most of the way through ๐Ÿค™ 
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 the beer ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿป https://i.nostr.build/prL7a6p2gDokE1XV.jpg  
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 Yeeessss, accidentally typed F instead of G. Not sure Iโ€™m reading you right โ€ฆ 
 FM = Fondle me  @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท

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 Oh dear!  Beg pardon @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท , I meant no disrespect! 
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Itโ€™s okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป I understand. 
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 Youโ€™re a dollbaby โค๏ธŽ 
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 Again, I fear I have put my foot in it.  Dollbaby is an archaic Southern endearment. My grandmother would say it, as in, โ€œBe a dollbaby and fetch the purple hull peas out of the deep freeze, would ya?โ€ 
 Do not fear. I took it as a compliment of somesorts. 
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 Very kind of you. It was meant with the best of intent. 
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 Good morning Bear and hellthread โ˜•๏ธ 
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 We're back baby! 
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 Gm! 
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 There it is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿค™