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 Fine Morning? 
 ☕️ 
 This needs to be a thing now, what a legendary typo!!! 
 FM @TheSpiritualMachine 
 Fm ₿ 
 🧡💜🍻 
 GFM

good fuzzin morning 
 What’s fuzzy this morning? 
 My brain, I tied one on last night 
 Dan please don’t do heroin 
 Drugs are bad mmmmmkay 
 “Whole drugs” are cool, weed and mushrooms yay. That heroin stuff is just toooo processed. There could be SEED OILS in it for all we know 😱 
 Vitamin H is perfectly healthy 
 😂 
 Sorry I thought tied one on was a drinking term. I got worse playing poker last night 
 Whats what the 20y/o's told me when I was in high school. A good way to make some cash back then too ;) 
 Ruh roh 
 I'm getting my fucking door kicked in aren't I? 
 I’ll put in a good word for you at The Agency 
 Can you tell the TSA if they want to see my dinger that they can just ask instead of making me strip in front of the crowd at the airport?  
 Dude you almost ₿lew our cover 
 Seed oils and meat tenderizer. Not in my blood tyvm 
 that dragon will sneakup 
 Why are the best things so often the worst things 😩 yeah yeah rose has thorn something something...

But it’s true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc.

I guess it’s time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high. 

Go big or go home amirite 🫡 
 Everything in moderation, especially moderation 🤝 
 everything in one night and preferable pure 
 That’s what I’m talking about 😂🤙 
 💨 
 What is pure anymore 🥲😂🥲 
 My heart 
 My face - haven’t shaved since I caught Covid last week/end now rocking more facial hair than I’ve probably ever had in my life 😂 
 As someone who has had a beard for 20+ years, I can’t fathom this. 
 😂 my prior attempts at beardedness have been half-hearted at best. Always a bit of a “pizza delivery boy” look. At least this time (and a bit older) it looks decent. But still, not enough to commit once I’m back “in the world” lol 
 Sorry to hear you got sick @bostonwine Hope you’re already feeling better! 
 #holup you pointed out penis butter first? I might have to verify this claim. But in the meantime, would “laughing at” = “pointing out”? If so it could be me

Anyway brb #heaventhread 
 Wow nice, it’s true. It’s all true 🏆  nostr:note16yhjul4su37l7krp45v79rlytpq5wucxyk4x96cxd7m8ptmjwgrs674fk3 
 Should we all repost the original note tonight, just for fun? 
  https://image.nostr.build/68da9bfa12adf5411c521846a14fd19a911ca899e5fe2e552e1277fa58c0e9c9.jpg  
 I love that this looks like the Butterfingers font 😂 
 Dear hellthread, @Marie has done so much for all of us, lets make this happen 

nostr:note1v9grf5cqznqsg3rh0rrm5hf4n86knggeydd8a9ev44sffrugth4q7pkmpf 
 Anytime someone mentions food on here it’s all I can think about all day and week. 😂😭 I haven’t had one of those in decades! 
 let me out of this thread 🥺

i have had it muted for ages, yet i still get bombarded with all your lovely messages 
 Who added you? I didn’t have you in the original. 
 under best nostr tards 😆

i probably said yes to it back then, but my god i had too much trust in the mute function 💀 
 Original Jamaican Dan dada 
 Happy hump day ! 🙃 
 ☕️ 
 #HUMPSTR 🐪 YES 🥳 
 Aw thanks Mallory 🫂🫂 getting there - much better than I was a few days ago! 
 Oh goodness! Sorry you’re going through that. Hope you mend up soon. Sending healing vibes Mr. Wine 🍷 
 Thanks homie! Lots of tea, water, sleep, nostr, and some good TV has gotten me most of the way through 🤙 
 the beer 🫂😂💜🍻 https://i.nostr.build/prL7a6p2gDokE1XV.jpg