“Whole drugs” are cool, weed and mushrooms yay. That heroin stuff is just toooo processed. There could be SEED OILS in it for all we know 😱 

 Vitamin H is perfectly healthy 

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 Sorry I thought tied one on was a drinking term. I got worse playing poker last night 

 Whats what the 20y/o's told me when I was in high school. A good way to make some cash back then too ;) 

 Ruh roh 

 I'm getting my fucking door kicked in aren't I? 

 I’ll put in a good word for you at The Agency 

 Can you tell the TSA if they want to see my dinger that they can just ask instead of making me strip in front of the crowd at the airport?  

 Dude you almost ₿lew our cover 

 https://youtu.be/REz5BNhE-zs 

 😂👏🏻

Nah thanks tho, I stopped using that 16 years ago. 😂😛📠 

 https://www.vaughnnugent.com/public/resources/downloads/cms/c/jcujd2o7lmyxjfvmlrnjpw6cc4.jpg 

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 Seed oils and meat tenderizer. Not in my blood tyvm 

 that dragon will sneakup 

 Why are the best things so often the worst things 😩 yeah yeah rose has thorn something something...

But it’s true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc.

I guess it’s time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high. 

Go big or go home amirite 🫡 

 GO BOSTON GO https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/dd/2f/ffdd2f51dcf0c327a9221b8502a94be6.gif 

 Everything in moderation, especially moderation 🤝 

 everything in one night and preferable pure 

 That’s what I’m talking about 😂🤙 

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 What is pure anymore 🥲😂🥲 

 My heart 

 Awe 💜🫂