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 @Marie Todays gym session just hit different! Your post of @nobody  had me seeing everything in a different light - ankle straps for the weights were even giving BDSM vibes ๐Ÿคฃ  

โ€œI don't like no whips and chains, and you can't tie me down. But you can whip your lovin' on me, babyโ€

#Fitstr ๐Ÿ’ช #Gymstr๐Ÿ‹๏ธ 
Howโ€™s everyone else managing the day? lol you guys still breathing ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Eshara @Sikto @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท @p motherfuckin v @Derek Ross @Jeroen โœ… @matta  @Owen @Christopher Tamez @liminal @Catty @086564b2  just checking in on you guys ๐Ÿ˜น Hope it at least motivated you to get a good workout in today. ๐Ÿ‘ https://video.nostr.build/9d515e2d31100ede1848af4e408b4c3e15376e10b5fc57d09aab8ae486d5eaf4.mp4  
 Make them legs strong ๐Ÿ’ชand wrap them around my head please ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Haha come over ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™Œ 
 Leg wrestle? ๐Ÿ‘€ 
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 Oh my favorite ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ† 
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 Thereโ€™s so much goodness in this one note, I might pass out ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 I love you both so much ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 All love being sent to you ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿฅฐ 
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 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฆต 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Haha still alive and kicking yes, worked out my brain reading all afternoon, now off to physical workout ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜
What a day on nostr ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹๏ธ 
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 I was thinking those straps looked very BDSM too๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซ‚ this looks brilliant Duchess ! ๐Ÿ’œ I did get a workout in after that morning ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Iโ€™m feeling more goofy than usual today โ˜บ๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ† 
 Totally right I have ones like these attached to my bed frame ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 Onyx.Vixen youโ€™re making me blush ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Secretly hoping youโ€™ll tie me down one day โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Cum over. Doesnโ€™t have to be a secret. ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 I see what you did there ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜ณ am shyy โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅน https://image.nostr.build/814d8b7dc6fe2c2943955ab999f9c1b864badde8085b16900a8911eb6193a657.gif  
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 Everyone has been extremely horny today ๐Ÿคฃ 
 Nah, itโ€™s my normal state. 
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 I didnโ€™t say it was more than usual for everyone ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ I believe this 100% 
 Itโ€™s a real gift, I donโ€™t fake cum. 
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 I have never and will never take it either! If my partner is not getting the job done they should know ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 You know whatโ€™s funny, I swear I was the only one not horny this morning, but noww๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ I feel the need to get my flirt on ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž 
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 You were, you just didnโ€™t know it yet ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I need to start dating again ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ this energy needs to go somewhere ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m getting a date for the weekend ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ† 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 That 90 day rule is out of the window ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Thereโ€™s a 90 day rule? 
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 For some, itโ€™s not mine 
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 Oh no the 90 day rule is very much still in affect ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ I might be a masochist cos I enjoy the challenge ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I think we have known her for 90 days by now ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 This is true ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘† 
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 Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 Good point 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™Œ shy girls are the best! You have so much inside and when you decide to get your flirt on itโ€™s like the gates of heaven opened hehe ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Aww I love this ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚ thank you Duchess ๐Ÿซ‚ been suppressing it so much it all came out at once ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe itโ€™s the Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ energy ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Itโ€™s your video Duchess ๐Ÿ˜ญ I heard the music and my eye started twitching ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Omg itโ€™s me ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜ okay then let me keep it going. I have a very good one for you, itโ€™s kinda festive too ๐ŸŽ„ I think you will like itโ€ฆ you might wanna lay down for this one ๐Ÿ˜œ

iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-wanna-f-k-you-for-christmas/1715737685

YouTube: https://youtu.be/B8Tzd0qSHK4 
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 Something for you guys to get your groove on ๐Ÿคฃ

https://song.link/s/5DnqAbkO8z3QyB4DgfisZD

https://song.link/s/2q4wn2sepCove7bf3TDZYD 
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 I like this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 Oh duchess, this definitely knocked me on my back ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Hahah Merry Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 I blame @nobody 
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 @Marie boosted it though and we know sheโ€™s got sway ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Yep itโ€™s their fault and I love it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 I wonโ€™t be surprised if my wife says sheโ€™s pregnant again ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Lucky girl ๐Ÿฅต 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
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 hold up
Iโ€™m confused 
what are those straps for?
is someone here a midwife?
are those used for child birthing? 
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 Perhaps itโ€™s best if you donโ€™t get an answer ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ what 
 wtf lol , no hell no 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Oh nice, no longer turned on ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ thank you MattA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I needed the cold shower, Iโ€™m trying to make mugs here and I have limited time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Grab the calving chains! ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 Omg lol 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s gonna be a good thing! We love bitcoin babies ๐Ÿ‘ถ 
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 My wifeโ€™s been in the nutcracker all weekend with my daughter, so we have a date setup for tonightโ€ฆโ€ฆ.she already knows what to expect ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Wahoo, your wife Iโ€™m sure is ready for date night!!! ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Never mind me.  I just had to get popcorn.  ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚ https://image.nostr.build/f708e371fa48ebdd0252a3d81cf70672823eff083a78b94cf62263d98d65aa29.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น omg this made me laugh out loud 
 Please pour it all over me, and use your tongue to get it off . 
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 Especially if itโ€™s the caramel mixed with salt kind ๐Ÿ‘… 
 Sweet and salty bb thatโ€™s the best combo 
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 ๐Ÿ‘… then Iโ€™ll help him 
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 Did you get a good seat? 
 Itโ€™s ok bb, I can help you get out of that shy state of being. ๐Ÿฅน 
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 https://media1.tenor.com/m/GabBEmJ65YcAAAAC/dahliabunni-popcorn.gif 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ the boys on here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† 
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 Doesnโ€™t take much ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Haha you pretty much nailed it ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ™ˆ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Youโ€™ll be gentle with me? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿฑ 
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 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 
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 You wanna play cowboys with ropes horse ๐ŸŽ or cops with cuffs ๐Ÿš” 
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 Well, I donโ€™t regret getting involved with this thread ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 Wouldnโ€™t mind being cuffed by you ladies ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œโ˜บ๏ธ 
 Looks like you all need to cum ova ๐Ÿฅต 
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 I need to go take a walk ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 On my way ๐Ÿ’œ been kinda bad today, what you ladies gonna do about that ? ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 Well you asked us to be soft, so I can grab cuffs with fur or some cute heart ones from agent provocateur https://image.nostr.build/0bb8b7905a27a7556dbce72a9f0c87e1777cbab2b716a002792f35904c6d10d7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88730246c68d2e096f86dab461350a75ec3ef1de82547eafd788d760c3e75d61.jpg  
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 Agent provocateur ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ I just got some more lingerie from them โ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 My favorite ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคค but then that means you are not sooo vanilla ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
 Fake fuzz is over rated. Leather or metal for me please. 
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 I was trying to find real fur, but could not โ˜น๏ธ. 
I trust your pick here though, I wonโ€™t argue hehe 
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 On my way, but can I wear a mask so I donโ€™t dox my face ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://image.nostr.build/1e277ec7440576f7682ce9068291963d73be8e0b4cc1a5b9805b9ef5451219a9.jpg  
 Itโ€™s called a โ€œhoodโ€ to be exact. 
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 Guys Iโ€™m nervous ๐Ÿฅน Iโ€™m kinda vanilla ๐Ÿ˜ญ I donโ€™t have anything to wear ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 
 You can borrow my clothes any time ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ always making me blush lovely ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Sharing is caring ๐Ÿคค 
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 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Well if you pick the roll of the detective ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ you can just come in a detective kinda coat + heels and nothing under, it will be perfect. ๐Ÿ˜œ

But also yeah Iโ€™m 100% @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท has a million options to choose from. Ohhh you could try on many of her strings and give us a fashion show as well, that could also be a fun one. 
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 Oooo I wanted to do that for an ex on his birthday ๐Ÿคฃ was gonna show up to his house with nothing on but a trench coat, heels and a bow on my head, holding his real present wrapped with a matching bow ๐Ÿคฃ he turned out to be no good though so didnโ€™t end up doing this ๐Ÿฅน 
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 Ong he missed out! 
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 Thank you lovely ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ would have been fun ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 So heโ€™s a full on loser then. Youโ€™re the influencer now, say what you want ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Thanks Landy ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ I give too much in relationships ๐Ÿค” forgot about this, maybe staying single and horny is safest ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ naw im no influencer ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 When the right man comes you should not hold back. Let him have all of your wonderful energy! Donโ€™t let a few bad ones rob you of that 
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 Only for the right one ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅน I can do that ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 What a HUGE and entertaining thread to wake up to this morning ๐Ÿ˜œ
I think you all need a good smack, youโ€™ve all been naughty but very nice ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’œ https://i.nostr.build/lAe7.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 GM @Marie ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 I got one of those you can use on me Marie ๐Ÿฅน 
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 ๐Ÿซ  
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 This meme has never been more appropriate https://image.nostr.build/451ab63e9e5812cc80fe0376b2571c5a1f28ae0b967552af2e110380cea29968.jpg  
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 Yep ๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s wild today 
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 why are the emojis so overheated & sweaty? 
itโ€™s wintertime in the northern hemisphere 
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 Summer down under 
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 You know why 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 They turned the heaters up too much 
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 Yeah, the heater got stuck on max and then to survive everyone just started taking off their clothes ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
 Itโ€™s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŽต 
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 Iโ€™ve realised that the hell threads are on purpose, my phone keeps falling off the sofa 
 Things get slippery when wet. ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
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 Does he succumb to the temptation though ๐Ÿง 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 You dropped a grenade and went to bed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Who me? Never ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Yeah no chance ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Haha good morning sunshine, I see you are in your usual mood to fire things up a bit more ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ† 
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 Annnd here comes Marie to add more gasoline to the fire ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿง 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 lol I love that you knew the name of this. We need some lessons from you haha. 
 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 
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 Me and @Eshara showing up to class, ready for our lesson on hoods and other stuff ๐Ÿ˜… https://image.nostr.build/ece7957453d7bfd6fc480933b00b2363003fcbc59a212805cceded80971d0a50.jpg  
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 This would be our height difference too! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 lol thatโ€™s why I chose that photo ๐Ÿ˜… but I could not find anyone with your gorgeous hair ๐Ÿง your hair is ๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Thank you beautiful ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Okay @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท you wanna me the cop ๐Ÿ‘ฎ or the cow girl ๐Ÿค 
I can play either roll. 

@Eshara we will make you the journalist or detective (you pick) that gets tied up by the local cowgirl and tied ip by the town sheriff. ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
Tied up by both of you? ๐Ÿ˜ณ oh my 
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 Omg ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜ณ https://image.nostr.build/3e5d86c66fc2f6e77eec3ec04577a070ffbe56f1677b932c5b736912771a4181.gif  
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 This image wonโ€™t load for meโ€ฆ what is it ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Birthday lunch! Cheers! 
https://i.nostr.build/Qzyq.jpg 
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 Happy Birthday!!!! ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Happy born day Derek!! 
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 Thanks! Do I get any extra chips as #TheCasine? 
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 Yes!  And we have your favorite seat ready for you when you arrive! ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฒ 
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 If you order a drink 
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 When im dealing your first hash field bet is on the house 
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 Happy birthday Derek ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿพ have a beautiful week ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿฅณ 
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 Thank you, E ๐Ÿฅน๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿบ 
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 ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿฅณโ˜บ๏ธ 
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 You are an awesome human and Iโ€™m glad to know you here on Nostr ๐Ÿซ‚ Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿป 
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 Thank you ๐Ÿฅน 
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 Happy Birthday! 
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 ๐ŸŽ‰ 
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 Thanks ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿป 
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 Feliz cumpleaรฑos ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‚ Derek , disfruta mucho de tu dรญa ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโœจ 
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 A delicious French Dip for lunch! 
https://i.nostr.build/qqPB.jpg 
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 Happy birthday, Derek! ๐ŸŽ‰ 
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 What a perfect birthday lunch! ๐Ÿ˜ป 
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 one of my favorites!  
a birthday delight ๐ŸŽ‰ 
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 Happy Birthday, good sir. Cheers. 
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 ๐ŸŽ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿป Thanks! 
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 Happy birthday!! ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿป 
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 Thanks! ๐ŸŽ‰ 
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 hey, happy b-day! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Thank you Ava! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป 
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 Oh itโ€™s your birthday? Happy birthday Derek! ๐Ÿป 
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 Yes! Thank you! 
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 Happy birthday Derek! Leave some beer for the rest of us ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ it's lunch time. I'm taking it easy. Thank you ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿฅณ 
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 Wishing you a blissful reincarnation day! 
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 Happy birthday!!!!!๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽŠ 
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 Zhappy big day Derek! 
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 Thank you ๐Ÿฅนโšก 
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 Happy birthday fren ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅณ 
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 Thank you! ๐Ÿบ 
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 Happy birthday, Derek!!! 
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 Hey hey! Thanks man! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Happy Birthday, Derek!! Have a great day!! ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ 
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 Thanks ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿบ 
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 Happy birthday! ๐Ÿท 
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 Happy Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‰ https://image.nostr.build/c3e0d7fd6d6b3f57065df395feaa214ae490d61190bc2a57454c3d6d7068876f.gif  
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 @Derek Ross definitely a must do at Madeira ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Perhaps.  
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 Thanks! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅMy back hurts think about this. 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 A good massage would make it feel better ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 You always have such good ideas 
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 ๐Ÿ‘€ 
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 Iโ€™m telling you Derek itโ€™s dangerous on nostr today, they got me locked in horny jail with Santa and heโ€™s wearing nothing but boots ๐Ÿ˜ญ I donโ€™t like it 
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 Boots and a single stocking 
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 ๐Ÿฅฒ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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  https://image.nostr.build/9251e179a5fa8e8cac06d04dbfe8b17695f3942d81047275003d857119cc2bf8.jpg  
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 Whoโ€™s going to sit on his lap first? ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 If this is what he looks like, Iโ€™ll go 1st lol 
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 Well I guess I was pretty bad I should do my time and stop complaining ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโ˜บ๏ธ 
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 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I prefer a bearded Santa. His thighs look nice too ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ 
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 TBH I think I like the bearded one more as well 
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 Me too ๐Ÿฅน might be the tattoos and the everything for me ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 Yeah sheshhh the tattoos for sure, actually yeah like you saidโ€ฆ everything haha itโ€™s a vibe I like. 
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 #teambeards #beardstr 
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 A man with a good beard ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 Oof Iโ€™ve got like half 
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 Half? lol how only half? 
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 Well I should say three quarters ๐Ÿคฃ a man with a shit beard 
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 lol ๐Ÿซ‚ but some men we love for the personality (not every man has to have a beard) 
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 Just recently trimmed mine back down to a scruff. I hadnโ€™t cut it for about 6-8weeks. It was getting pretty full. 
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 Oh wow 6-8 weeks is a long time 
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 Do you have photos? 
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 Only a couple people on here have seen my face. Not sure ready to dox myself. ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
 You could put a sticker or edit with the marker to draw over 3/4 of your face. 
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 Or just use a translucent ๐Ÿ† 
 ๐Ÿคฃ hopefully ones face is a different shape then an ๐Ÿ† 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 In ur basic photo gallery edit or in an app. There are multiple ways. โ˜บ๏ธ 
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 I like my beard to be fair, I just need to trim it ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Wrapped lotus position with one leg up with this Santa. Thatโ€™s a good reason to try yoga ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Iโ€™m for this Santa I will do any yoga position. 
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 Please keep Santa there, I found the one that will be replacing him https://image.nostr.build/b292fa3e670f081b77e46c855060e1834d88267d16dc1f8dc1ad193f7d507f57.jpg  
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 With the same outfit, of course ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 He can have all my cookies ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ 
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 Well hello there new replacement!
Can I sit on your lap and tell you if Iโ€™ve been naughty or nice? ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Sheโ€™s been naughty ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 I think everyone here is ๐Ÿง 
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 Yeahhh thatโ€™s true, except me Iโ€™m an innocent bystander ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Yes very shy and very innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜น ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคซ 
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 โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Sit on it and twist 
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 Yeah trying to hit the right spot ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ† 
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 I think we all know that answer lol 
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 Ummm 
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 And just like that Santa Baby became Santa Spank Me 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น 
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https://image.nostr.build/8dca35c37e5b3a0ca953d17bbd5054184373cd42d3f1fad794db4de3571491d8.gif 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ screw you guysโ€ฆIโ€™m going home! 
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 I am actually going to bed ๐Ÿ˜… 
๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 Good Night Duchess ๐Ÿซ…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 Good night!!!โ˜บ๏ธ 
 Sweet, wet dreams my friend ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 Haha for sure ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 'Nite ๐Ÿ‘‹ 
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 ๐ŸŒ™ 
 Whatever happened to that pole you were getting Mr ๐Ÿค” 
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 That's why my back would hurt. I need more practice. 
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 ๐Ÿป 
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 Happy birthday and best wishes โ™ก! 
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 Thanks! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿป 
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 Happy birthday!๐Ÿ˜Š 
 HBD ๐Ÿฅณ D-Ross! 
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 Thanks, Daniel ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Happy Birthday Derek! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚๐ŸŽ‰ 
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 Happiest of birthdays Derek! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿป 
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 Oh itโ€™s Derekโ€™s birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ 
Iโ€™ve got a treat for you Derek soon ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Omg lol I canโ€™t even imagine ๐Ÿฅณ 
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 Happy Birthday Pleb! 
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 Happy birthday brother ๐Ÿป 
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 Thanks brother ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Bon anniversaire Derek 
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 Happy Birthday my friend ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‚ 
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 Thanks Seth! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚๐ŸŽ‰ https://media.tenor.com/lNMyjjSWLYcAAAAd/my-man-my-man-denzel.gif  
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 I decided to roast some egg plants lwith dinner instead ๐Ÿ˜‚ a little bit of olive oil and some parmesan. 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ omg you are the best ahaha what a great idea that was ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Homemade baba ghanoush ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘… 
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 Sikto chose violence for dinner ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I may have gone a little too hard on back squats this morning, trying to catch up to @nobody โ€˜s glutes. 
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 Bit sore are you? No pain, no gain ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 BDSM excites me. Move those straps away, they look great on you! Great day at the gym! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป 
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 Looks like we have a fun group of us here hehe! ๐Ÿ˜œ 

Actually today was a good gym day. My problem is that I always play good music and I end up dancing more than working out ๐Ÿ’ƒ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‡ 
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 This is really sweet ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Ill just be the guy in the corner like always 
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 I do yoga for exercise and Iโ€™ve been working on the Eka Pada Sirsasana pose. Itโ€™s been okay. 
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 Oh thatโ€™s a good one ๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 Thank you I like to try new things when I can ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Yoga is too hard for me lol Iโ€™m kinda lazy so I go for Pilates because I can lay down for half of the class 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ itโ€™s only hard in the beginning. Your body adjust overtime 
 ๐Ÿ“  Gotta push through that comfort zone 
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 Get comfortable with being uncomfortable. The ultramarathoners favorite mantra. 
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 Great, everythingโ€™s turning me on now ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ you could be talking about taxes and Iโ€™d be biting my lip ๐Ÿ˜ฉ 
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 ๐Ÿฅต 
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 Wow, this is quite the thread ๐Ÿคฉ

Got my workout in today, mostly focused on the jerkingโ€ฆ

Clean and jerking that is ๐Ÿ˜ฏ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… 
 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป 
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 ๐Ÿฅฐ 
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 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Oh thatโ€™s a nice one ๐Ÿ† 5 oโ€™clock shadow and scruff are also nice on you Iโ€™m sure 
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 Thank you โ˜บ๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿซ‚