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 I wonโ€™t be surprised if my wife says sheโ€™s pregnant again ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Lucky girl ๐Ÿฅต 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
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 hold up
Iโ€™m confused 
what are those straps for?
is someone here a midwife?
are those used for child birthing? 
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 Perhaps itโ€™s best if you donโ€™t get an answer ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ what 
 wtf lol , no hell no 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Oh nice, no longer turned on ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ thank you MattA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I needed the cold shower, Iโ€™m trying to make mugs here and I have limited time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Grab the calving chains! ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 Omg lol 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s gonna be a good thing! We love bitcoin babies ๐Ÿ‘ถ 
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 My wifeโ€™s been in the nutcracker all weekend with my daughter, so we have a date setup for tonightโ€ฆโ€ฆ.she already knows what to expect ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Wahoo, your wife Iโ€™m sure is ready for date night!!! ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜œ