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 Onyx.Vixen youโ€™re making me blush ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Secretly hoping youโ€™ll tie me down one day โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Cum over. Doesnโ€™t have to be a secret. ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 I see what you did there ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜ณ am shyy โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅน https://image.nostr.build/814d8b7dc6fe2c2943955ab999f9c1b864badde8085b16900a8911eb6193a657.gif  
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 Everyone has been extremely horny today ๐Ÿคฃ 
 Nah, itโ€™s my normal state. 
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 I didnโ€™t say it was more than usual for everyone ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ I believe this 100% 
 Itโ€™s a real gift, I donโ€™t fake cum. 
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 I have never and will never take it either! If my partner is not getting the job done they should know ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 You know whatโ€™s funny, I swear I was the only one not horny this morning, but noww๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ I feel the need to get my flirt on ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž 
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 You were, you just didnโ€™t know it yet ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I need to start dating again ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ this energy needs to go somewhere ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m getting a date for the weekend ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ† 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 That 90 day rule is out of the window ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Thereโ€™s a 90 day rule? 
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 For some, itโ€™s not mine 
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 Oh no the 90 day rule is very much still in affect ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ I might be a masochist cos I enjoy the challenge ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I think we have known her for 90 days by now ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 This is true ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘† 
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 Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 Good point 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™Œ shy girls are the best! You have so much inside and when you decide to get your flirt on itโ€™s like the gates of heaven opened hehe ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Aww I love this ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚ thank you Duchess ๐Ÿซ‚ been suppressing it so much it all came out at once ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe itโ€™s the Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ energy ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Itโ€™s your video Duchess ๐Ÿ˜ญ I heard the music and my eye started twitching ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Omg itโ€™s me ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜ okay then let me keep it going. I have a very good one for you, itโ€™s kinda festive too ๐ŸŽ„ I think you will like itโ€ฆ you might wanna lay down for this one ๐Ÿ˜œ

iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-wanna-f-k-you-for-christmas/1715737685

YouTube: https://youtu.be/B8Tzd0qSHK4 
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 Something for you guys to get your groove on ๐Ÿคฃ

https://song.link/s/5DnqAbkO8z3QyB4DgfisZD

https://song.link/s/2q4wn2sepCove7bf3TDZYD 
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 I like this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 Oh duchess, this definitely knocked me on my back ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Hahah Merry Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 I blame @nobody 
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 @Marie boosted it though and we know sheโ€™s got sway ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Yep itโ€™s their fault and I love it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 I wonโ€™t be surprised if my wife says sheโ€™s pregnant again ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Lucky girl ๐Ÿฅต 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
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 hold up
Iโ€™m confused 
what are those straps for?
is someone here a midwife?
are those used for child birthing? 
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 Perhaps itโ€™s best if you donโ€™t get an answer ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ what 
 wtf lol , no hell no 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Oh nice, no longer turned on ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ thank you MattA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I needed the cold shower, Iโ€™m trying to make mugs here and I have limited time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Grab the calving chains! ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 Omg lol 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s gonna be a good thing! We love bitcoin babies ๐Ÿ‘ถ 
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 My wifeโ€™s been in the nutcracker all weekend with my daughter, so we have a date setup for tonightโ€ฆโ€ฆ.she already knows what to expect ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Wahoo, your wife Iโ€™m sure is ready for date night!!! ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 Never mind me.  I just had to get popcorn.  ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚ https://image.nostr.build/f708e371fa48ebdd0252a3d81cf70672823eff083a78b94cf62263d98d65aa29.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น omg this made me laugh out loud 
 Please pour it all over me, and use your tongue to get it off . 
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 Especially if itโ€™s the caramel mixed with salt kind ๐Ÿ‘… 
 Sweet and salty bb thatโ€™s the best combo 
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 ๐Ÿ‘… then Iโ€™ll help him 
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 Did you get a good seat? 
 Itโ€™s ok bb, I can help you get out of that shy state of being. ๐Ÿฅน 
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 https://media1.tenor.com/m/GabBEmJ65YcAAAAC/dahliabunni-popcorn.gif 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ the boys on here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† 
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 Doesnโ€™t take much ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Haha you pretty much nailed it ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ™ˆ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Youโ€™ll be gentle with me? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ 
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 ๐Ÿฑ 
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 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 
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 You wanna play cowboys with ropes horse ๐ŸŽ or cops with cuffs ๐Ÿš” 
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 Well, I donโ€™t regret getting involved with this thread ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 Wouldnโ€™t mind being cuffed by you ladies ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œโ˜บ๏ธ 
 Looks like you all need to cum ova ๐Ÿฅต 
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 I need to go take a walk ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 On my way ๐Ÿ’œ been kinda bad today, what you ladies gonna do about that ? ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
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 Well you asked us to be soft, so I can grab cuffs with fur or some cute heart ones from agent provocateur https://image.nostr.build/0bb8b7905a27a7556dbce72a9f0c87e1777cbab2b716a002792f35904c6d10d7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88730246c68d2e096f86dab461350a75ec3ef1de82547eafd788d760c3e75d61.jpg  
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 Agent provocateur ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ I just got some more lingerie from them โ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 My favorite ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคค but then that means you are not sooo vanilla ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
 Fake fuzz is over rated. Leather or metal for me please. 
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 I was trying to find real fur, but could not โ˜น๏ธ. 
I trust your pick here though, I wonโ€™t argue hehe 
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 On my way, but can I wear a mask so I donโ€™t dox my face ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://image.nostr.build/1e277ec7440576f7682ce9068291963d73be8e0b4cc1a5b9805b9ef5451219a9.jpg  
 Itโ€™s called a โ€œhoodโ€ to be exact. 
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 Guys Iโ€™m nervous ๐Ÿฅน Iโ€™m kinda vanilla ๐Ÿ˜ญ I donโ€™t have anything to wear ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 
 You can borrow my clothes any time ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ always making me blush lovely ๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Sharing is caring ๐Ÿคค 
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 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธ 
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 Well if you pick the roll of the detective ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ you can just come in a detective kinda coat + heels and nothing under, it will be perfect. ๐Ÿ˜œ

But also yeah Iโ€™m 100% @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท has a million options to choose from. Ohhh you could try on many of her strings and give us a fashion show as well, that could also be a fun one. 
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 Oooo I wanted to do that for an ex on his birthday ๐Ÿคฃ was gonna show up to his house with nothing on but a trench coat, heels and a bow on my head, holding his real present wrapped with a matching bow ๐Ÿคฃ he turned out to be no good though so didnโ€™t end up doing this ๐Ÿฅน 
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 Ong he missed out! 
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 Thank you lovely ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ would have been fun ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 So heโ€™s a full on loser then. Youโ€™re the influencer now, say what you want ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Thanks Landy ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ I give too much in relationships ๐Ÿค” forgot about this, maybe staying single and horny is safest ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ naw im no influencer ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 When the right man comes you should not hold back. Let him have all of your wonderful energy! Donโ€™t let a few bad ones rob you of that 
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 Only for the right one ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅน I can do that ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 What a HUGE and entertaining thread to wake up to this morning ๐Ÿ˜œ
I think you all need a good smack, youโ€™ve all been naughty but very nice ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’œ https://i.nostr.build/lAe7.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ™ฅ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 GM @Marie ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 I got one of those you can use on me Marie ๐Ÿฅน 
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 ๐Ÿซ  
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 This meme has never been more appropriate https://image.nostr.build/451ab63e9e5812cc80fe0376b2571c5a1f28ae0b967552af2e110380cea29968.jpg  
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 Yep ๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s wild today 
 ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต 
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 why are the emojis so overheated & sweaty? 
itโ€™s wintertime in the northern hemisphere 
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 Summer down under 
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 You know why 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 They turned the heaters up too much 
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 Yeah, the heater got stuck on max and then to survive everyone just started taking off their clothes ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
 Itโ€™s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŽต 
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 Iโ€™ve realised that the hell threads are on purpose, my phone keeps falling off the sofa 
 Things get slippery when wet. ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
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 Does he succumb to the temptation though ๐Ÿง 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 You dropped a grenade and went to bed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Who me? Never ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Yeah no chance ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Haha good morning sunshine, I see you are in your usual mood to fire things up a bit more ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ† 
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 Annnd here comes Marie to add more gasoline to the fire ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿง 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 lol I love that you knew the name of this. We need some lessons from you haha. 
 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 
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 Me and @Eshara showing up to class, ready for our lesson on hoods and other stuff ๐Ÿ˜… https://image.nostr.build/ece7957453d7bfd6fc480933b00b2363003fcbc59a212805cceded80971d0a50.jpg  
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 This would be our height difference too! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 lol thatโ€™s why I chose that photo ๐Ÿ˜… but I could not find anyone with your gorgeous hair ๐Ÿง your hair is ๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Thank you beautiful ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Okay @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท you wanna me the cop ๐Ÿ‘ฎ or the cow girl ๐Ÿค 
I can play either roll. 

@Eshara we will make you the journalist or detective (you pick) that gets tied up by the local cowgirl and tied ip by the town sheriff. ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
Tied up by both of you? ๐Ÿ˜ณ oh my