Oddbean new post about login | logout Got home from work. Pulled into the driveway. No other cars outside my place. Did the normal thing and took off my pants before walking inside. Opened the door and was immediately face to face with my mother-in-law. AMA.
😂🤣 was she impressed?
More like unimpressed
🤣😂
I’m not sure. She closed her eyes so I danced like no one was watching.
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Aaand what was she wearing??
Did you have underwear on at least? You dickhead, sucked in! I cannot stop laughing at this 🤣😂😂😂
Fucking love your order of operations here mate
IMO It’s a perfectly normal sequence of events for healthcare workers. 🤣
First impressions?
I showed mas leg. 🙈
Ummm more like too much!
and then I did a dance because she closed her eyes so I could dance like no one was watching
…and then I danced into the kitchen and turned around so my wife could smack dat ass
And did she? 🤣
😞 no
But isn’t it Winter over there and super cold? So why the heck would you take off your pants in that weather? 🤣
a smarter man than I summed it up nicely nostr:note1ea25avdmrngklue3kkfg6w27rsusewge88q4s9cp9cu30zer7h5smpettu
Then get changed at work before you leave?
That would keep me there longer ma’am.
Ffs how long does it take you to change your pants?
5-15 seconds. Too long. I’d run home…bareass naked…if it got me out of the hospital sooner.
Even in your cold snowy weather?
scrubs pants are loose that’s why they have so much sex in shows like greys anatomy
Wait they do? I’ve never watched those shows. Hmmm so that’s what you get up to(literally) in your scrubs 🤣😂
🤣they’re usually covered in germs, blood (not mine), or piss (sometimes mine…depends on how busy it is) so…it really sets the mood ya know?
Yawn. She’s probably never seen you swim either.
😂😂 I’ve been there. Let me guess, uou didn’t want to wear your dirty scrubs in the house?
💯 🤣
See, and I thought for the longest time, that she was just up for it, and ready to go, everytime she got home.
🤣😂 my wife said it made her devastated when she found out that it about me not spreading germs and not indicating that I was up for it… …that’s not true…my wife never said that
