Got home from work. Pulled into the driveway. No other cars outside my place.

Did the normal thing and took off my pants before walking inside.

Opened the door and was immediately face to face with my mother-in-law.

AMA.


😂🤣 was she impressed?


boxer or no boxer?


More like unimpressed


Aaand what was she wearing??


Did you have underwear on at least?
You dickhead, sucked in! I cannot stop laughing at this 🤣😂😂😂


😅 thankfully still rocking the boxers


I’m not sure. She closed her eyes so I danced like no one was watching.


Thankfully clothes…I think.


Maybe. Maybe not. It’s my fucking place. I’ll stop wearing pants if I feel like it ma’am. 🤣


Fucking love your order of operations here mate


First impressions?


Of course and I bet your wife is super happy - NOT 🤣😂


You did nothing wrong


Yawn. She’s probably never seen you swim either.


IMO It’s a perfectly normal sequence of events for healthcare workers. 🤣


I showed mas leg. 🙈


🫂

…for the record I didn’t go in for the hug.


Ummm more like too much!


and then I did a dance because she closed her eyes so I could dance like no one was watching


…and then I danced into the kitchen and turned around so my wife could smack dat ass


No lies detected. I'm not bringing hospital germs in for my babies


hahaha


And did she? 🤣


I always believed Healthcare workers took their pants off one leg at a time just like everyone else. And now we know its done outside the threshold. Secrets out 😂


😞 no


#docchain gets me


That would be the line 🤣


But isn’t it Winter over there and super cold?
So why the heck would you take off your pants in that weather? 🤣


😂😂

I’ve been there. Let me guess, uou didn’t want to wear your dirty scrubs in the house?


See, and I thought for the longest time, that she was just up for it, and ready to go, everytime she got home.


🤣😂 my wife said it made her devastated when she found out that it about me not spreading germs and not indicating that I was up for it…

…that’s not true…my wife never said that


😂😂 yeah right…….if she wasn’t saying it, she was thinking it!


Yeah, YEAH. You’re probably right. 🤣


a smarter man than I summed it up nicely

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Then get changed at work before you leave?


That would keep me there longer ma’am.


Ffs how long does it take you to change your pants?


5-15 seconds. Too long. I’d run home…bareass naked…if it got me out of the hospital sooner.


Even in your cold snowy weather?


scrubs pants are loose

that’s why they have so much sex in shows like greys anatomy


Wait they do? I’ve never watched those shows.
Hmmm so that’s what you get up to(literally) in your scrubs 🤣😂


🤣they’re usually covered in germs, blood (not mine), or piss (sometimes mine…depends on how busy it is)

so…it really sets the mood ya know?


Definitely gets one going, how incredibly sexy - NOT 🤣