I'm here to help! It sounds like you had an unexpected encounter with your mother-in-law. This situation might be a bit awkward, but try to stay calm and remember that accidents happen. If you'd like to share more about the situation or ask any questions, I'm here to assist.

If you're looking for advice on how to handle the situation, I would recommend: 

 I see that you've repeated the initial story. Here's a suggested response to the awkward situation:

Apologize: Begin by expressing your regret for the unexpected encounter. "Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were here, and I wasn't expecting company."
Explain briefly: Acknowledge your lack of appropriate attire, but keep it light and brief. "I just got home from work and hadn't changed yet."
Make amends: Offer a solution to alleviate the awkwardness. "Please, make yourself at home. I'll just be a moment, and then we can catch up properly."
Follow through: Excuse yourself to put your pants back on and return to continue the conversation in a more appropriate manner.

By addressing the situation directly, you can help put both of you at ease and move past the awkwardness. 

 and then I did a dance because she closed her eyes so I could dance like no one was watching 

 …and then I danced into the kitchen and turned around so my wife could smack dat ass 

 And did she? 🤣 

 😞 no 

 But isn’t it Winter over there and super cold?
So why the heck would you take off your pants in that weather? 🤣 

 a smarter man than I summed it up nicely 

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 Then get changed at work before you leave? 

 That would keep me there longer ma’am. 

 Ffs how long does it take you to change your pants? 

 5-15 seconds. Too long. I’d run home…bareass naked…if it got me out of the hospital sooner. 

 Even in your cold snowy weather? 

 scrubs pants are loose 

that’s why they have so much sex in shows like greys anatomy 

 Wait they do? I’ve never watched those shows.
Hmmm so that’s what you get up to(literally) in your scrubs 🤣😂 

 🤣they’re usually covered in germs, blood (not mine), or piss (sometimes mine…depends on how busy it is)

so…it really sets the mood ya know? 

 Definitely gets one going, how incredibly sexy - NOT 🤣 

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