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jpfrogmd | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 That would keep me there longer ma’am.
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Marie | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ffs how long does it take you to change your pants?
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jpfrogmd | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 5-15 seconds. Too long. I’d run home…bareass naked…if it got me out of the hospital sooner.
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Marie | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Even in your cold snowy weather?
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jpfrogmd | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 scrubs pants are loose 

that’s why they have so much sex in shows like greys anatomy
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Marie | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Wait they do? I’ve never watched those shows.
Hmmm so that’s what you get up to(literally) in your scrubs 🤣😂
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jpfrogmd | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 🤣they’re usually covered in germs, blood (not mine), or piss (sometimes mine…depends on how busy it is)

so…it really sets the mood ya know?
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Marie | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Definitely gets one going, how incredibly sexy - NOT 🤣