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How I be looking at my fellow mellanoids https://i.poastcdn.org/b959c0b093ff12bb18ca550597d059ffec01d61c8c0161ad92ff7bdc2e12a603.jpg
He kind of looks like uh The YO LIL DONNIE guy?
Ron Perlman (jewish)
Thaaaat’s right. He’s the guy who looks like that cat that people keep sending him pictures of which prompted him to tell people to stop showing him the cat.
Keep showing him the cat
Perlman's dialogue about being called a kike in Drive is a classic cinema moment, so is the scene where Gosling drowns his kosher ass
I am once again forced to hear about Ryan Gosling sigh
It’s kino
god if ryan gosling dropped dead tomorrow you’d all be OMGGGGGGGGG IT’S LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
He’s literally me, I’d still be alive though
MAAAAAN FUH HOLLYWOOD DEY A BUNCHA PEDOPHILES RYAN GOSLING HE GOOD THO yall racial slurs slay me
Hollywood is gay. I like movies he is in. If he died tomorrow my life wouldn’t change except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on.
except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on. I would halve my lifespan right now if I never had to hear about Ryan Gosling again, serious.
It’s going to be a long one for you
>all poasters explaining Ryan Gosling to Owl again https://i.poastcdn.org/5b1c63295e0913485f27a856318e8d9c0e46dad7b483041e48913444576db335.jpg
NO I’M NOT GOING TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYES RYAN GOSLING IS LIKE EVERY MAN IN HIS COMPLEXITYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” SPEECH
NO NOT EVERY MAN YOU STILL DON'T GET IT EVERY MAN OF *MY GENERATION* HE PERFECTLY ENCAPSULATES A CERTAIN TYPE OF MAN FROM A CERTAIN TIME AND PLACE AND THAT MAN IS ME IT'S NOT COMPLEX IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN ITS SIMPLICITY https://i.poastcdn.org/9be2343573400a1880738a5c7d040e02220eb1429c0cae4555edd70d43eac29c.jpg
SHUT UP I DON’T WANT IT
I WILL NOT BE TROLLED IN MY HALF-DRUNKEN STUPOR
ALRIGHT? JUST, NO.
Mwah ❤️ https://i.poastcdn.org/fd49ae65103a29fcbdf896eb3dd47e910fc8ac1eec4d8ccfd4af22a2afb50996.jpg
RAPE
No pls https://i.poastcdn.org/35a8e72e6e2850f56699d963ecdd82bd0531a115bf9e7acf35bd994d5bc24efa.jpg
THIS IS RAPE
Get your own rape
fuck I wish
this Reminds me of bladerunner 2049 where the holog ram tells Ryan gosling he looks lonely and she can fix that
i hate that fuckin movie so much omg
Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowingly, grin confidently, stroke the stubble on your chins and go, “Heh, that’s just like Bladerunner 2049……”
These are just like the replicant animals from BR2049. Wow.
I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049.
> hates Blade Runner 2049 On one hand, a guy would not do this, which would increase the odds of owl being a woman. On the other hand, it is so well-known that a guy would not do this that it raises suspicion. It's like, if you're out camping, and you hear something that *might* sound human loudly insisting that it doesn't eat meat, then asking if it can stay at your campsite. Skinwalker, brah.
It's not rape if you want it Owl Fuckin retarded I swear
bitch I don’t want the rape itself damn son keep up
Then why the hell are you drunkenly face down with your ass in the air I don't get it
Owl, you can't play hot potato with rape
Rape potato
@owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: i don't think you understand the concept of rape
Some sort of cake, I think?
@owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: no its a SEED OIL
> i don't think you understand the concept of rape It is better to give than receive?
Yeah so rape is like a holiday
Yeah he’s literally me though
NO HE IS NOT HE IS NOTHING LIKE YOU
You’ve never met the real me. Hes literally me
OH PLEASE
I drive
I autism
I autism too. Established fact already
You're literally me
THEN YOU’RE BOTH RYAN FUCKING REYNOLDS OR WHATEVER
literally us https://media.leafposter.club/media/0e5bee47e8cf0f9a5213de60558bee95bb336c6543c6def4cfe06e75fa34d636.jpeg
He can never be the true Ryan
"I operate vehicles" - Ryan https://media.leafposter.club/media/3657e914cfd44a3840c23ec129b80ab0c6e577ccaf9560afc405f0c38db09c5b.jpeg
Get this filth off my screen immediately
The false ryan
I HATE THE ANTI RYAN I HATE THE ANTI RYAN I HATE THE ANTI RYAN
"You have 1/12th of an hour" - Ryan https://media.leafposter.club/media/3beeb82aa71ea395f22081ccf2d5617dfd83805363749f552902de596480869f.png
You ever think Gosling browses the fedi and sees our posts and calls his wife over to explain to her how we're literally him?
That movies portrayal of the modern day mafia being petty Jewish faggots is pretty solid IMO.
Yeah a real nigga would avoid the hyphen Like real niggas don't fuck with hyphens, were too lit on the leannnn ass niggas. Wtf is a hyphen Neways we gettin hy as a mtfuckin hyphen nigga KEKEKWKEKE
Jello, I…
They won't let us white girls learn https://i.poastcdn.org/039303644ff89ae72eeb26ba72b9155e80696a5a1cedf21970005dc0e737af37.jpg
Oh God there are White female autists all over my based and redpilled Gosling thread, Hitler save me!
I’m not autistic, I just have autistic behavior. :watabit:
@owl. @Jello @Rick is getting laid (off) (she's autistic and tsundere about it)
https://i.poastcdn.org/90bcd9ee815c8354c0a67c6c505c881cd28db9f752c0b4bc9e7af191b49527ac.jpg
I was just looking for you to see how you were, too. Coincidence!
Also I’m totally not autistic, graf would vouch for this.
@owl. @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 @Jello @Rick is getting laid (off) @09085299 I would want graf as my witness. I gave him money and he won't even follow me.
@owl. @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 @Jello @Rick is getting laid (off) @09085299 Also pretty sure Jello blocked graf immediately after joining poa.st
how much do I have to pay you to fuck off
I'm really anti autist lol Like what autism is, the opposite, hyper opposite
NORMALFAG
I'd accept the tag proudly. Even knowing what a normalfag is, and being some weird fucking hybrid middle ground where I wasn't entirely degenerated due to spending all my time in (here) or looking at (this, probably) I think being a normalfag is something more people should strive to be Look at Chad. Would you say Chad is a normalfag or in reality actually truly redpilled nigger sayer? Chad is a normalfag. Hes just smug and doesn't give a fuck what you think. It's all about the smile, the look. Chad could say niggers are literally best race of all time, and they were in fact kangs, and non normalfag niggas would be like, "Niggers are awesome and I love niggers" I'm killing myself here lol. Bitches be like "Today I will terrorize Poast"
10 minutes later I question what I could possibly be typing if someone asked me, "Jello, why do you think we all exist? What is reality?" "Who cares about that, I need to tell people on poast I know what a normalfag is despite being a woman"
Jello, I…
Hehe, owls go whoo, whoo Hoo Ho Hos aint shit but bitches n tricks (I was thinking about what "trick or treat" meant earlier, Im laughing) I don't think many people on poast use drugs. Here Ill do my best to not be a normalfag: Owl... did you... oh... heh...*WHIPS PHONE AT YOUR GODDAMN HEAD SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!! hehe... *italics* I love you *italics* dot dot dot... . k lol get me out of here. I was going for aggressive anime girl who means well and has a good heart but isn't bullshitting around with italic I's and shy meakness I like to think Im anti retarded but you could be implying something like truly secretive and nefarious with that. Like "jello... I... Youre abrain damaged normalfag if I see you around here in these parts again I'll fucking gang rape you with real khang niggas" Like, when you get this far from being sort of high, do you just post knowing very well this is cringe and out of place or post? Just normalfag things... Anyways how do you italic here? That's all you need to respond to lol
That's all well and good so long as you're racist as well
I love Twice
