Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowingly, grin confidently, stroke the stubble on your chins and go, “Heh, that’s just like Bladerunner 2049……” 

 These are just like the replicant animals from BR2049. Wow. 

 god please just murder me in my sleep 

 I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049. 

 > hates Blade Runner 2049

On one hand, a guy would not do this, which would increase the odds of owl being a woman.

On the other hand, it is so well-known that a guy would not do this that it raises suspicion. It's like, if you're out camping, and you hear something that *might* sound human loudly insisting that it doesn't eat meat, then asking if it can stay at your campsite. Skinwalker, brah. 

 A guy would hate Blade Runner because it’s dumb. Remember where you’re at, the people here aren’t normal, Ame-sama. 

 Then why the hell are you drunkenly face down with your ass in the air I don't get it 

 That’s not very dignified. 

 Owl, you can't play hot potato with rape 

 It’s like paying off your credit cards, you can do it incrementally. 

 Rape potato 

 @owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: i don't think you understand the concept of rape 

 Some sort of cake, I think? 

 @owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: no its a SEED OIL 

 Boring, don’t want it. 

 > i don't think you understand the concept of rape
It is better to give than receive? 

 Yeah so rape is like a holiday