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I am once again forced to hear about Ryan Gosling

sigh 
 It’s kino 
 god if ryan gosling dropped dead tomorrow you’d all be

OMGGGGGGGGG IT’S LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH 
 He’s literally me, I’d still be alive though 
 

MAAAAAN FUH HOLLYWOOD DEY A BUNCHA PEDOPHILES

RYAN GOSLING HE GOOD THO

yall racial slurs slay me 
 Hollywood is gay. I like movies he is in. If he died tomorrow my life wouldn’t change except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on. 
 

except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on.

I would halve my lifespan right now if I never had to hear about Ryan Gosling again, serious. 
 It’s going to be a long one for you 
 Ryan Gosling is like Undertale for men, they never shut the fuck up about it! 
 >all poasters explaining Ryan Gosling to Owl again

https://i.poastcdn.org/5b1c63295e0913485f27a856318e8d9c0e46dad7b483041e48913444576db335.jpg 
 NO I’M NOT GOING TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYES RYAN GOSLING IS LIKE EVERY MAN IN HIS COMPLEXITYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” SPEECH 
 NO NOT EVERY MAN

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT

EVERY MAN OF *MY GENERATION*

HE PERFECTLY ENCAPSULATES A CERTAIN TYPE OF MAN FROM A CERTAIN TIME AND PLACE

AND THAT MAN IS ME

IT'S NOT COMPLEX IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN ITS SIMPLICITY

https://i.poastcdn.org/9be2343573400a1880738a5c7d040e02220eb1429c0cae4555edd70d43eac29c.jpg 
 SHUT UP I DON’T WANT IT 
 I WILL NOT BE TROLLED IN MY HALF-DRUNKEN STUPOR 
 ALRIGHT? JUST, NO. 
 Mwah ❤️

https://i.poastcdn.org/fd49ae65103a29fcbdf896eb3dd47e910fc8ac1eec4d8ccfd4af22a2afb50996.jpg 
 RAPE 
 No pls

https://i.poastcdn.org/35a8e72e6e2850f56699d963ecdd82bd0531a115bf9e7acf35bd994d5bc24efa.jpg 
 THIS IS RAPE 
 Get your own rape 
 fuck I wish 
 this Reminds me of bladerunner 2049 where the holog ram tells Ryan gosling he looks lonely and she can fix that 
 i hate that fuckin movie so much omg 
 Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowingly, grin confidently, stroke the stubble on your chins and go, “Heh, that’s just like Bladerunner 2049……” 
 These are just like the replicant animals from BR2049. Wow. 
 god please just murder me in my sleep 
 I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049. 
 > hates Blade Runner 2049

On one hand, a guy would not do this, which would increase the odds of owl being a woman.

On the other hand, it is so well-known that a guy would not do this that it raises suspicion. It's like, if you're out camping, and you hear something that *might* sound human loudly insisting that it doesn't eat meat, then asking if it can stay at your campsite. Skinwalker, brah. 
 A guy would hate Blade Runner because it’s dumb. Remember where you’re at, the people here aren’t normal, Ame-sama. 
 It's not rape if you want it Owl

Fuckin retarded I swear 
 bitch I don’t want the rape itself damn son keep up 
 Then why the hell are you drunkenly face down with your ass in the air I don't get it 
 That’s not very dignified. 
 Owl, you can't play hot potato with rape 
 It’s like paying off your credit cards, you can do it incrementally. 
 Rape potato 
 @owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: i don't think you understand the concept of rape 
 Some sort of cake, I think? 
 > i don't think you understand the concept of rape
It is better to give than receive? 
 Yeah so rape is like a holiday 
 Yeah he’s literally me though 
 NO HE IS NOT HE IS NOTHING LIKE  YOU 
 You’ve never met the real me. Hes literally me 
 OH PLEASE 
 I drive 
 I autism 
 I autism too. Established fact already 
 You're literally me 
 THEN YOU’RE BOTH RYAN FUCKING REYNOLDS OR WHATEVER 
 You ever think Gosling browses the fedi and sees our posts and calls his wife over to explain to her how we're literally him?