Oddbean new post about login | logout I am once again forced to hear about Ryan Gosling sigh
It’s kino
god if ryan gosling dropped dead tomorrow you’d all be OMGGGGGGGGG IT’S LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
He’s literally me, I’d still be alive though
MAAAAAN FUH HOLLYWOOD DEY A BUNCHA PEDOPHILES RYAN GOSLING HE GOOD THO yall racial slurs slay me
Hollywood is gay. I like movies he is in. If he died tomorrow my life wouldn’t change except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on.
except I’d have fewer opportunities to say he’s literally me. My life would go on. I would halve my lifespan right now if I never had to hear about Ryan Gosling again, serious.
It’s going to be a long one for you
>all poasters explaining Ryan Gosling to Owl again https://i.poastcdn.org/5b1c63295e0913485f27a856318e8d9c0e46dad7b483041e48913444576db335.jpg
NO I’M NOT GOING TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYES RYAN GOSLING IS LIKE EVERY MAN IN HIS COMPLEXITYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” SPEECH
NO NOT EVERY MAN YOU STILL DON'T GET IT EVERY MAN OF *MY GENERATION* HE PERFECTLY ENCAPSULATES A CERTAIN TYPE OF MAN FROM A CERTAIN TIME AND PLACE AND THAT MAN IS ME IT'S NOT COMPLEX IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN ITS SIMPLICITY https://i.poastcdn.org/9be2343573400a1880738a5c7d040e02220eb1429c0cae4555edd70d43eac29c.jpg
SHUT UP I DON’T WANT IT
I WILL NOT BE TROLLED IN MY HALF-DRUNKEN STUPOR
ALRIGHT? JUST, NO.
Mwah ❤️ https://i.poastcdn.org/fd49ae65103a29fcbdf896eb3dd47e910fc8ac1eec4d8ccfd4af22a2afb50996.jpg
RAPE
No pls https://i.poastcdn.org/35a8e72e6e2850f56699d963ecdd82bd0531a115bf9e7acf35bd994d5bc24efa.jpg
THIS IS RAPE
Get your own rape
fuck I wish
this Reminds me of bladerunner 2049 where the holog ram tells Ryan gosling he looks lonely and she can fix that
i hate that fuckin movie so much omg
Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowingly, grin confidently, stroke the stubble on your chins and go, “Heh, that’s just like Bladerunner 2049……”
These are just like the replicant animals from BR2049. Wow.
I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049.
> hates Blade Runner 2049 On one hand, a guy would not do this, which would increase the odds of owl being a woman. On the other hand, it is so well-known that a guy would not do this that it raises suspicion. It's like, if you're out camping, and you hear something that *might* sound human loudly insisting that it doesn't eat meat, then asking if it can stay at your campsite. Skinwalker, brah.
It's not rape if you want it Owl Fuckin retarded I swear
bitch I don’t want the rape itself damn son keep up
Then why the hell are you drunkenly face down with your ass in the air I don't get it
Owl, you can't play hot potato with rape
Rape potato
@owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: i don't think you understand the concept of rape
Some sort of cake, I think?
@owl. @Mister Coonster @Rick is getting laid (off) @Turdicus, of the Rain @reloadedAK :ak: no its a SEED OIL
> i don't think you understand the concept of rape It is better to give than receive?
Yeah so rape is like a holiday
Yeah he’s literally me though
NO HE IS NOT HE IS NOTHING LIKE YOU
You’ve never met the real me. Hes literally me
OH PLEASE
I drive
I autism
I autism too. Established fact already
You're literally me
THEN YOU’RE BOTH RYAN FUCKING REYNOLDS OR WHATEVER
literally us https://media.leafposter.club/media/0e5bee47e8cf0f9a5213de60558bee95bb336c6543c6def4cfe06e75fa34d636.jpeg
He can never be the true Ryan
"I operate vehicles" - Ryan https://media.leafposter.club/media/3657e914cfd44a3840c23ec129b80ab0c6e577ccaf9560afc405f0c38db09c5b.jpeg
Get this filth off my screen immediately
The false ryan
I HATE THE ANTI RYAN I HATE THE ANTI RYAN I HATE THE ANTI RYAN
"You have 1/12th of an hour" - Ryan https://media.leafposter.club/media/3beeb82aa71ea395f22081ccf2d5617dfd83805363749f552902de596480869f.png
You ever think Gosling browses the fedi and sees our posts and calls his wife over to explain to her how we're literally him?
