Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowingly, grin confidently, stroke the stubble on your chins and go, “Heh, that’s just like Bladerunner 2049……” 

 These are just like the replicant animals from BR2049. Wow. 

 god please just murder me in my sleep 

 I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049. 

 > hates Blade Runner 2049

On one hand, a guy would not do this, which would increase the odds of owl being a woman.

On the other hand, it is so well-known that a guy would not do this that it raises suspicion. It's like, if you're out camping, and you hear something that *might* sound human loudly insisting that it doesn't eat meat, then asking if it can stay at your campsite. Skinwalker, brah. 

 A guy would hate Blade Runner because it’s dumb. Remember where you’re at, the people here aren’t normal, Ame-sama.