Oddbean new post about login | logout I wish Nostr was a bit more centralized. There should be some oversight & maybe a few “power users” who have more control over things.
Obviously that would be me. And I would make everyone post 😂 reacts on my memes, because they're funny and make everyone laugh.
👍👊Obviously. And I was thinking I’d be part of the committee too. Probably the leader.
If anyone should be the leader, it should be me. Obviously. You gotta have an iron fist when dealing with the plebs, a real Keyboard Warrior ✊
We could ban stuff we don't like and deplatform people, it would be so cool
wait, it's april fools day?
I wish we also had more ads, a CEO, and definitely less relays. We should get banned if ever the power users don’t like what we say. That’s something I really think about for 2024 and the future
Ads are a must. Literally love ads. Yes yes yes. Homerun ideas.
When you open the app, an ad that blocks everything. Full screen. Until you’ve watched for a set amount of time. That would really add to the user experience
13 seconds? Something a little occultish? Maybe 9 seconds? Very annoying.
At least 13 seconds. Definitely occult. You know what else would be great? If after the long ad, you had to enter your phone number. Or else it wouldn’t let you use it. There is a lot of bots and criminals online
Phone is way too fucking personal. You Fed. Eye scan or face scan required for sure. Any biometrics really, fingerprinting works.
Spit and piss sample stat! Or no screen time for you!
Now thats crazy. https://image.nostr.build/f455b69dba2b08df14a6fb09219c9e46f465e3cc4908cfc6f56cd147b252eb3e.jpg
FURTHER INTRUSION IS NECESSARY! https://image.nostr.build/b5d1e4ef3cfd1f8ec0903ede441fdc2e516d80a2bd9c4a7fb7f4ef3c374a23c5.jpg
u forgot inflooencoors
Oh we need a lot more of those yes. I need to subscribe to more newsletters and online classes. Inflooencoors > Plebs
always zaps dems
Yes they need to feel welcome with lots of zaps, comments and likes. It’s okay if they don’t answer our comments. They’re busy preparing their online classes and newsletters. We just have to repost their notes for more visibility. It’s important
I wish someone could put me in nostr jail 🤣
#Nostr needs KYC to be successful
reverse dunk!!! 🏀 nostr:nevent1qqs85gakreq54jh35q0qapasaj0sflat0m6lhlq3fvetydhqyyrmdxgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyplzl7mrffwmcswnv5ztptncwz83x7uvqunjm8y3lznujqzc9frnvqcyqqqqqqgylew2h nostr:nevent1qqsrsxslc06vse9guflukyud8ac208ulq54xh0cej6g9nekvw57zrjcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyr4tpe6k6v4cp0x5vneas39cqspsxp66z04tcdve5a3vntr6hy057qcyqqqqqqg7wft3p
