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 At least 13 seconds. Definitely occult. 
You know what else would be great? If after the long ad, you had to enter your phone number. Or else it wouldn’t let you use it.
There is a lot of bots and criminals online 
 Phone is way too fucking personal.  You Fed. 

Eye scan or face scan required for sure. Any biometrics really, fingerprinting works. 
 Yes, yes biometrics is definitely better. What was I thinking 
 Spit and piss sample stat!

Or no screen time for you!