Phone is way too fucking personal.  You Fed. 

Eye scan or face scan required for sure. Any biometrics really, fingerprinting works. 

 Yes, yes biometrics is definitely better. What was I thinking 

 Spit and piss sample stat!

Or no screen time for you! 

 I like the way you think! Great idea 

 Now thats crazy. https://image.nostr.build/f455b69dba2b08df14a6fb09219c9e46f465e3cc4908cfc6f56cd147b252eb3e.jpg  

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/PjbjHnhQ7HEAAAAC/vladimir-putin-laugh.gif 

 FURTHER INTRUSION IS NECESSARY! https://image.nostr.build/b5d1e4ef3cfd1f8ec0903ede441fdc2e516d80a2bd9c4a7fb7f4ef3c374a23c5.jpg  

 Always necessary. Always.