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nobody | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 13 seconds?  Something a little occultish?

Maybe 9 seconds?  Very annoying.
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node | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 At least 13 seconds. Definitely occult. 
You know what else would be great? If after the long ad, you had to enter your phone number. Or else it wouldn’t let you use it.
There is a lot of bots and criminals online
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nobody | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Phone is way too fucking personal.  You Fed. 

Eye scan or face scan required for sure. Any biometrics really, fingerprinting works.
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node | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Yes, yes biometrics is definitely better. What was I thinking
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OrangeMan | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Spit and piss sample stat!

Or no screen time for you!
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node | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I like the way you think! Great idea