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 shitposting existed pre-internet in the form of gonzo journalism 🤔 how far does this go back… 
 if you’re dating and want to lock in a guy just meow at him. he will know you’re the one. #datingadvice 
 works every time 
 Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling looks awesome 😂 https://i.nostr.build/Q0zjKU4OodP4IXQZ.jpg  
 why am I not surprised 😂 
 bro 😂 
 This plugin intercepts the CLN createinvoice RPC command and replaces the invoice with a cashu ecash mint invoice in case the inbound liquidity is too low to receive the payment directly.

Once enough satoshi are collected a lightning channel will be requested from a specified Lightning Service Provider (LSP).

This way new CLN users can instantly receive small payments, even if no funds to purchase a channel are available upfront. If inbound liquidity is depleted again and no automatic swapping mechanism is set-up the plugin will also help to automatically get new inbound channels from the LSP.

 
 fix might be strong word here. This is quite complex on its own. Maybe though! Still wrapping my brain around how this would work. 
 I’m not sure if Nostr is aware of what’s going on in the #WordPress community right now, but ... 
 What happened? 
 the streets aren’t for everyone. thats why there’s sidewalks. https://i.nostr.build/0IWn6PrTouKPAyMf.jpg  
 What are your thoughts on Tesla’s robots?? 😱🔮 #HumanoidWorkers

#nostr #future #robots 
 my main concern is that in an interview with lex, he said he would be using all of the camera data as training data. This means they are going to capture peoples personal lives and have it stored on their servers somewhere, audio+video and all.

As much as I would love this thing to do my laundry, it’s too much to have an insanely invasive spyware device in your home or at work. 
 The Mutsu (陸奥, ムツ) apple (also known as Crispin) was introduced in 1949 and is a cross be... 
 First time I’ve seen an image in a quote highlight. Cool to see it working ! 
 Is hyperbitcoinization the same as a #Bitcoin circular economy? 
 hyperbitcoinization would lead to a bitcoin circular economy for sure... but the latter could exist pre-hyperbitcoinization in a lesser degree. I wouldn't say they are the same. 
 Was a blast, and glad it worked out 😏🙈 
 nice meeting you as well good sir. didn't know php was still evolving! 
 It’s not the first time I felt like I’ve lived another life. It’s weird and I don’t like ... 
 That happened to me when I was younger. I woke up and was devastated. Very surreal experience. 
 this is the ideal release note. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. nostr:note1y2js2hpsv0xpm7alukuv59r4wfggyjrpld4x434ywfg5zcpucwms46hxat 
 sometimes you’re in a rush 
 The amount of junk people consume at airports is truly disgusting. 
 found a poke bowl place near my gate. Across the way people are lining up for mcdonalds. Why do people do this to themselves 🤦‍♂️ especially before a flight. https://i.nostr.build/5NDu6LiBEJzy9qbM.jpg  
 Chinese names: “brilliant gold”, “marching dragon”, “powerful waves”

english names: “bob” 
 Neat benefit of using hanzi everywhere, you can add colorful meaning to your name on top of just the sound of it. 
 TIL 
 become glory would be a badass name 
 Was just saying the characters in the names themselves convey meaning 
 In ditto.pub why do I only have 67 followers (while in #primal I have 332)

#asknostr  
 nostr doesn’t have global follower counts 
 finally my last day of conferencing for awhile. looking forward to focusing on the notedeck alpha launch next month, and android after that. 
 Things take time :( 
 It’s a completely new client architecture. Its also multiplatform and works on desktop (macos, linux, windows) and mobile (ios,android)

I wanted a codebase independent from apple so I could continue innovating with new zap ideas 
 This guy almost attacked us after 🤣 but he was the star of the evening! nostr:note1dldp25qmgzt... 
 almost? 
 not just the dog 😆 
 don’t ask 
 we in here droppin bills 
 When voting funktion  nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 
 when there's a standard way to do it without rampant vote manipulation 
 There are some alby people around… not sure what their handle is though 
 I meant in amsterdam, not sure if bumi is here 
 Been off nostr for a while and seems like things have changed in the iOS client space. nostr:npub... 
 https://zap.army to enable button if that’s the issue 
 The ability to receive zaps is entirely determined by the lightning address in your profile. NWC is only a way to make zapping easier from the sender side 
 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s can I turn off the music li... 
 Yeah disable it in ios settings since it’s buggy in app 
 MFW I ask someone for their bitcoin address and they send me a P2PKH address. 😑 
 what year is it 
 haven’t implemented that yet 
 I was told i’m not allowed to refer to business development, sales and marketing department as BDSM 
 🙈 
 goofed around with my sony alpha 85mm 1.8 in #amsterdam. Reminder me to add multi photo upload in @damus 😩

gn nostr 😴 https://i.nostr.build/7lskOSDsAH8s17jv.jpg https://i.nostr.build/uf7CXITINu8TNOLt.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Uj7EeFqdlhHTepWe.jpg https://i.nostr.build/T477QYBuuqFkCAIe.jpg  
 Too commercialized 
 yup 
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 yeah i’ve recently switched to it as well. it has everything you need