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 if you’re dating and want to lock in a guy just meow at him. he will know you’re the one. #datingadvice 
 #catstr 
 Jordan Peterson, is this you? 
 Perhaps it's Jordyn Petersdottir, given that it's advice for women. 
 WTF?? 😂 
 works every time 
 i experienced a 66.6% failurerate 
 & still a "head" in the game (((((O_0) 
 i don't send dickpix online               yet  satflow! 
 Meow 😻 
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 3D chess 
 Somehow I just know this won’t work for me 🤣🫂 
 You'd be surprised. Lol. 
 a full catgirl outfit can be used in conjunction to maximize the probability of success 
 Hmm, I shall try this method 🧐🔥 
 What happens in the case I was meowed at once before? 👀 
 this is a meow sybil attack. 
 What if I rawr 🦁 instead? 
 I meow at almost all. Kids cats girl. 
 How does this work out for you? 
 They all know I can do weird things and like it 
 Right on 🤙 
 I still hate cats 🐶 
 
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 I can 100% verify that this works 😂 
 And if you’re a guy, just bark or woof at her.