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 Am I late to the crawing

:pepe_cry_swing: 
 My favorite Aerosmith song

“Crayon”

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 : black_peoples_nemesis : 
 How tf do you reference dat : Unimpressed: 
 Which one are you talking bout 😳 
 Kiki scissor hands ✂️ ✋ 
 Short and chin

:pepe_giggle: 
 I was talking about the title "fart straw challenge"
If you don't know what that is  you would th... 
 If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit 
 If there is no straw

Her butt said "ca-caw!" 
 It sounded like sticking a straw up your butt :pepe_cringe: 
 Nigbot too… that’s what he meant by “rims”

:tyrone_craw: :pepe_craw: 
 Been with the wife for over 12 years. Never even heard a squeaker slip 
 That’s great man. She’ll probably never do it at this point. True love.

Most aren’t like that but the ones that are… not cute after the first one. 
 He is on the phone with a lawyer 
 Ever met a girl that’s all

Teehee … Isn’t it cute when a girl farts? Brrrrapppp 
 yall seen muh rims :animu_excite6: 
 Yes nigbot, rims is where the straw goes in the adult fart straw challenge. 
 Oh God I've seen these
:jeb_alpha: 
 Can you describe what "fart straw challenge" could mean?

 :jeb_smoke: :gunright: 
 GM

Will you be doing the fart straw challenge today? 
 That’s a beacon to a certain “lady” who I predict will be on within 45 minutes 
 :bear_pat: :brap: 
 I remember when I was little, my mom would wake me up for school, and I would call her a fucking kike. 
 didn’t believe him until he showed me a photo of the fucker lying there and him with his arm an... 
 Did he have the knife in his teeth when he jumped on him? 
 Ahh. Thanks. It's under a MB 
 All I know is a photo I took is the only one it won’t let me upload. I even reduced it 800x600 (20% of original) still had errors. Matty is on fentanyl today so he’s waiting until tomorrow to fix it. 
 You guys shouldn’t talk about anime fans like that 
 Something's wrong. I can't upload images 
 It’s only high resolution, so if you took it, probably won’t work until it’s fixed tomorrow 
 Hair on an elephants balls

:cia2: 
 DjEWd

:adl-greenblatt: 
 You never seent that

😮‍💨 
 It bothers me so much, I had to find a stock photo.

Now picture zero sugar version and my large thumb holding it

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d7d70dd6799bccd621bedb7c949f2d807ba3aa3c00b41306993b04b33904915e.webp 
 You never seent that

😮‍💨 
 Why don't you get a nugget glass?
 :jeb_smoke: :gunright: 
 It was some issue with high quality images not loading right. Not compressing right. They are ner... 
 Dooood-uh

 :jeb_smoke: 
 Dude

:matty_angry: 
 It won’t let me upload any photo except the one I just took off the creamer. I seen @Matty-kun fucking with something earlier and Alex Gleason taking it to him like he’s the guy that looks like him at his gym

:pepe_craw: 
 I'm going to dump it out rn 
because you said that... :3: 
 Dude

:matty_angry: 
 I tried the ginger bread one 
because it said it was great 
in ice coffee...
They lied... 😄 
I... 
 Tricky bastards now it will sit in the fridge for 4 decades

:pepe_cringe: 
 On the real though, I know everything is pumpkin spice this time of year. Ick but there’s a new coffeemate that taste like pumpkin pie. When I use it in iced coffee taste like dessert. #CreamerTechnolgy 
 Hmm, no, there's a donation platform called Patron that I could try setting up, which allocates b... 
 You know how us niggas love badges

:jew_noticed: 
 Addicted to that gabussy. Sad 
 Torbenis 
 I’ve been wondering that myself 
 Right… Like usually technology gets better. 
 Looks 10x bigger than my benis 
 Will we ever have pictures Auto fit and fill the screen again on mobile? 
 That mf isn't real 
 They’re still sticking with “it’s a real bear” but he stands like baked Alaska 
 I bet she fucks like a demon. 😈 
 I would’ve guessed aoc just by the eyes 
 Big if true... 👀 
 @784403eb is right. We need a jeb ahegao bot

R f now 
 WHY IS THAT THING STILL HERE?

:jeb_alpha: 
 I think it's secretly his favorite one

:pepe_giggle: 
 But did the baby sober up...  ? :peachcat_nonono: 
 Please crack

:jeb_ahegao: 
 They were both crawing.... :pepe_craw: 
 @“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever was going to teach lol jeb how to make jenkem 
 I forgot we had a hideous son... 🥴

I remember now, Mr. Fever was watching him... 😅 
 Probably from all the whippets

🤤

Yeah Johnny has since sobered up ironically 
 Apparently she took our hideous son to the beach when left him with her. I guess I was too wasted to remember

:pepe_cringe: 
 Things never posted

A picture of @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  holding baby jeb 
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 This is real shit. I believe this guys words 
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 That’s basically Kiki 🤭 
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 I was going to say those profiles only existed in her head and wasn’t real like fight club but yeah, they’re probably dead 
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 Su you're saying there's a blowie involved

🐡 
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 Nigbot is real 😬