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 They’re at the beach 
 Wut? 👀 
 Apparently she took our hideous son to the beach when left him with her. I guess I was too wasted to remember

:pepe_cringe: 
 I forgot we had a hideous son... 🥴

I remember now, Mr. Fever was watching him... 😅 
 They were both crawing.... :pepe_craw: 
 @“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever was going to teach lol jeb how to make jenkem 
 

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e3e0fd0e62671a6da39112085c5e866c814704ed0b7e254c2037674704eed61e.png 
 I wake up to THIS

Are you serious?! 😑 
 Have you ever seen a man mad in real life? 
 A man mad?
Or a man made? :thunk: 
 minute maid... 
 Madman 
 milkmaid... 
 Benis 
 mad benis 
 Mad Benis and the Fury Wenis 
 The milkmaid and the mad benis

Would watch if movie 
 A story of redemption and forbidden love 
 In 2 parts
*Revenge of the the milked benis*



:cringe: 
 Milked benii don't seek revenge. Naps are far more likely than revenge 
 Yes. they. do!! 
 GM Miss Kiki :pusheen_coffee: 🤍 
 Morning GCL! 
 GM Mr. Kenny ☕ :kitty_pat: 
 Good Morning Miss Golfie :coffee_ghost: 


Habby Wednesday :blob_happy: 
 Idk. I'm way too sleepy after a milking 
 I’ve almost passed out because of a milking 
 Too much.

Well I suppose I knew I wouldnt regret this 💁🏻‍♀️ 
 Nobody #onhere has actually seen mad benis 
 AND wenis 
 I said, a MAD MAN.
1. Our follow thing is dumb.
2. I’m gonna do a kitchen clip 
 do a back flip...in your kitchen... 
 

https://i.poastcdn.org/31ba8d6a4d6b4eb6002ff3ed718ff8ad94e563ad64d59fbbef65d63831775bf4.MOV 
 sorry buddy headed other direction to europe today... 
 Steaks and crazy Chinese shit does sound kinda fun 
 Is that what he said? 
I was going to go anyway 
 Maybe? I have to hold my ear to the speaker to hear, and also go deaf intermittently 
 She bakes treats. No man can stay mad at her 
 I’ve never had my buzz killed by a shabos goy before.

I’m pretty embarrassed actually 
 It appears to be serious 
 Probably from all the whippets

🤤

Yeah Johnny has since sobered up ironically 
 But did the baby sober up...  ? :peachcat_nonono: 
 Please crack

:jeb_ahegao: 
 WHY IS THAT THING STILL HERE?

:jeb_alpha: 
 I think it's secretly his favorite one

:pepe_giggle: 
 Big if true... 👀 
 @784403eb is right. We need a jeb ahegao bot

R f now