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Will you be doing the fart straw challenge today? 
 Don't know what that is

Don't wanna 🤨 
 It’s harmless.

Scare your man

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/df053dc8f064f60ebc1f7c282fc23ed2f4767375bb9c64515dea1f26161998d0.mp4 
 Oh God I've seen these
:jeb_alpha: 
 Can you describe what "fart straw challenge" could mean?

 :jeb_smoke: :gunright: 
 yall seen muh rims :animu_excite6: 
 Yes nigbot, rims is where the straw goes in the adult fart straw challenge. 
 @Feddidiah Doxworthy @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA YOU AIN'T KNOWIN' WHO THE FUCK BEHIND DIS COMPOOTA SCRANE BITCH DIS BE REAL LIFE N SHEEIT :salty_hey_nigger: 
 It sounded like sticking a straw up your butt :pepe_cringe: 
 Nigbot too… that’s what he meant by “rims”

:tyrone_craw: :pepe_craw: 
 And how do you know what that sounds like ma'am?? Inquiring minds and such 
 I was talking about the title "fart straw challenge"
If you don't know what that is  you would think it's something like sticking a straw up your arse 🤷🏻‍♀️ 
 Hello I just stepped into this conversation WHAT 
 Just the ordinary morning crew convo 😌 
 You talk about sodomy often? 
 We weren't talking about sodomy 
We were talking about farts 
 >sticking a straw up your arse

🤨 
 I hope they are at least paper straws for the turtle's sake 
 Probably crazy straws. 
 He is on the phone with a lawyer 
 Ever met a girl that’s all

Teehee … Isn’t it cute when a girl farts? Brrrrapppp 
 Been with the wife for over 12 years. Never even heard a squeaker slip 
 That’s great man. She’ll probably never do it at this point. True love.

Most aren’t like that but the ones that are… not cute after the first one. 
 If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit 
 If there is no straw

Her butt said "ca-caw!"