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Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 He is on the phone with a lawyer
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Feddidiah Doxworthy | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Ever met a girl that’s all

Teehee … Isn’t it cute when a girl farts? Brrrrapppp
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Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Been with the wife for over 12 years. Never even heard a squeaker slip
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Feddidiah Doxworthy | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That’s great man. She’ll probably never do it at this point. True love.

Most aren’t like that but the ones that are… not cute after the first one.
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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit
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Feddidiah Doxworthy | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If there is no straw

Her butt said "ca-caw!"