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 He'll accident fall from a 30 story building then land on a knife 40 times.  
 Run Gato, run.  
 You ever use a butt plug, and then have your ass swallow it right up? 😬😶☠️ 
 I once swallowed a nectarine seed and poop it out. If that counts. 
 
 You a giant like Godzilla?  
 The FBI should just change its name to the FUD at this point. 
 Fud Bureau of Investigations 
 The fresh squeeze of a new pair of socks 😁🧦 

The little things spark joy 
 True. Just got myself some Darn Tough socks. Top notch.  
 Cancel the noise frens, it's a distraction. 
 It's just country music. Just dance to it. 
 Hypothetically, how many S9s would it take to heat a hot tub? 
 9  
 anyone have a spare bulldozer, and some steel plates? asking for a friend. 
 I can provide a chainsaw if that helps.  
 Apparently I'm weird for taking off my shirt when I poop.  
 I'm always pantless  
 need new pasta recipes

i know y'all have some incredible ones #foodstr 
 Amethyst in-app notifications are hella broke.  
 Always have been  
 Thoughts on Tucker and Rogan? 
 Didn't know they were gay.  
 Lots of salt today 😬 
 The salt must flow.  
 Is it true that Japanese don't meme?  
 How does the story end? 
 Never get up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. 
 I'll fight you. 😤  
 Never heard of it.... looking it up. Sounds exotic. 
 Great. Now I gotta find me a Polish grandma to make this for me.  
 I can see why calle gigi and rockstar wear face coverings now 
 Why? They ugly?  
 MUTE ODELL 
 #MUTEODELL  
 got told to question everything


so i asked him "why?" 
 Why the why? 
 Why, why not? 🤔 
 Bold. 

Btw. Like that color set you got there.  
 I'm starting this business in Toronto but will also include drop kicks. 

https://video.nostr.build/971fb1f331f35020a22e409b7f6c78da310132e19ddb55e72c628241b1541117.mp4 
 If you don't have children, your direct bloodline dies.  
 Well.. that one time in Jamaica is unknown. And Las Vegas. Maybe Singapore too. Bloodline might be out there running amock.  
 My cat and i value japanese knifes on a whole different scale 😬 
 Smart cat 🐈  
 I don't trust people who don't cook 
 I don't trust people who don't drink.  
 Weapons of mass destruction. 
 burnt my lip on a floor pasta noodle

seriously, reconsidering my life choices 
 Classy  
 It’s my birthday today! Anyways just wanted to share it with you all! 
 Happy Birthday 🎂  
 Weird looking candle.  
 Some of you guys are sick on here. Making  pretend you're girls and posting girl pictures. Just f... 
 I haven't encountered any yet that I know of. 
 Wake up
Check mempool
Check my miner
Check my ln node
Check nostr
Check Telegram
Now what? Oh yea... 
 Breakfast  
 Testing. Ignore. 
 Found a bug in Amethyst  
 We need a citizen spy group just for the politicians. Sure they got nothing to hide.  
 The term "Yakuza" is believed to have originated from a Japanese card game called "Oicho-Kabu," where the worst possible hand is a combination of 8-9-3, pronounced "ya-ku-sa" in Japanese. Eventually, this term became associated with criminal organizations in Japan. https://image.nostr.build/018fdbadf74813db428388fc409fee5d2357609ff66acf28e3a294236a05eeec.jpg 
 Doh... hit enter too fast. Was watching the history of the yakuza and thought that random note was interesting. 
 New devs, how did you start in Nostr?

I feel the way I started is very different than today's wa... 
 Hey... when I "x" out of posting a comment, it still posts the note instead of canceling.  
 This movie is so long. Been watching for 3 hours.  
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 #4: stay hydrated