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 burnt my lip on a floor pasta noodle

seriously, reconsidering my life choices 
 Classy  
 to not sound too gross, it was a box i spilled before i cooked it....so it was sterilized with boiling water before it touched my lip  
 5 second rule right? 
 to not sound too gross, it was a box i spilled before i cooked it....so it was sterilized with boiling water before it touched my lip  
 That's just being a little clumsy. I thought you were weird enough to slurp spaghetti off the floor lol 
 i dont think i would go that far, but life has never presented that to me yet, so i will say no i will not that  
 It will be okay, you'll do better next time 
 thanks for the pep talk i needed that 
 Anything for you champ 🤙 
 gonna put some sweats on and run up a stair case as rocky 
 Yes!  Do it, Do it, Now! 
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