Oddbean new post about login | logout You ever use a butt plug, and then have your ass swallow it right up? ๐ฌ๐ถโ ๏ธ
Lmao did this happen to you? Is that even possible?
It is possible. It did happen to me today.
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Not even sure what this is lol
Careful! Many people have ended up in the ER that way.
Ah yes, well that careful is a little late๐๐. I had to pause the custom video I was making. ๐คฃ Then restart it after figuring myself out. Thank god for my long nails. ๐ fr.
My timeline is full of Bitcoin Money Transmitter license concerns then I see this ๐๐. I have a friend who works in ER says I'd be amazed how many times someone comes in with something stuck in their ๐. Stay safe out there my friends ๐
My mom is an anesthesiologist & she said sheโs seen shampoo bottles & hot wheels cars lodged in peopleโs assholes
Truth
Best story I heard was someone came in with a shower head in there with half the hose hanging out like a tail. Apparently the guy was attached to the shower wall by the hose and the EMTs had to cut it off to get him out of the bathroom.
Umm, nope.
Fair
Not today
Thatโs a plus ๐ซถ
Let me....NO
Thank goodness itโs not fun let me tell ya ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sounds like a very painful turd
Oh goodness ๐ญ I mean if one left it in until they had a bowel movement. ๐ฌ I definitely could not leave it in for more time than it took to get it out. I would not want to loose my pretty jewel plug it in the toilet. ๐ ๐ฝ
Can I see?
Bahaha sure ๐คฃ Buy my porn and you can see it in my ass. Porn for #bitcoin
I once swallowed a nectarine seed and poop it out. If that counts.
Definitely doesnโt count. So sorry to say. Thatโs not anal play, per say, unless you put it back up there?
you should make a lesson for these people to pay for
No, but I did have to take my ex (then gf) in to the hospital to have them remove a dildo cuz it got swallowed up there ๐ฌ This is why you always use ones with balls, my friends ๐คฃ
Too much ass for one plug. Thanks for the laugh, it was needed
Never enough booty JB ๐
Wise words
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ Have been part of a tampon removal that involved needle nose pliers but never this. I love you girl. ๐คฃ๐๐ซ
Been there. Definitely should have used the dildo in the bum today, it wouldnโt have gotten lost. ๐คญ๐คฃ ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
https://image.nostr.build/019402a36c5ed0ee6e7c570ac400cb8f0d0b1db7fbd06bcc37f384086dd35899.jpg I only know these new money transmitters ๐ค
I wish I were that plug
This entire thread has taught me much about Humans ๐ nostr:nevent1qqsfy5zfwyq6vjm7ctv6xy47rmqqyrdcwxtngcftxdme5uqag0yqwdqpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj7szypgg72r9dwxmgds484frnhjsxj4uqdgm3jg2cvlxk9tdrl4xfv5kqqcyqqqqqqgfd2x5q
Youโre welcome โบ๏ธ
the flared bases are never big enough smh
Mine wasnโt even flared tho lol ๐
No but I guess if you're hungry it could go that way. Maybe tie a piece of floss to it?
lol ๐ That actually maybe the brightest idea ever, Iโm not sure
