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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 If you can touch your door while pooping, you're probably not rich.

πŸ’©
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Then you mega rich.
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You're outside.
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Kajoozie Maflingo | 7 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Root beer floats with nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yum!
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[ARCHIVED] Jay | 7 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Every time I see a really fat person I just feel sad.
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I feel badly for old people.
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Rootbeer 
https://video.nostr.build/f7a186046c2546d059468beac0016ace41c9528beb2a1f9c5bed319c466c83cc.mp4
#Catstr #Meow
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mrclownworld | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I’ll stop saying β€œgay” and β€œretarded” when β€œnon-binary” and β€œneurodivergent” be...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That's gay.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/6126380c7d1c7e7138f4eb21b0b3705c545683b9747219391a68cca800351084.mp4
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ODELL | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 WHAT IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE ENGLISH WORD? WHY?
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Woman. Many are unable to define it.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 🚨 FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison for defrauding investors and customers.

#Bitcoin
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 You don't buy Bitcoin to be rich. You buy Bitcoin not to be poor.

#Bitcoin #Plebchain
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://youtu.be/SMAkRrSJpR0?si=WhFZ3zLiu2u4z9fE
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AK πŸ‘ΈπŸ» | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Everyone is a 3D printer when they’re sitting on the throne 🚽
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Chocolate icecream maker 🍦
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ODELL | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GOOD MORNING NOSTR, STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS 🫑
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/fe5105f72c262984b67eb4f22f7d5ef21935f4233fe8d3922dcd76e4b3a2bd8e.gif
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 The word "sandwich" in Japanese is written as ァンドむッチ (sandoicchi).

My new favorite Japanese word.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Nothing worse than seeing an influencer at the gym.
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Sergio | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://youtu.be/rNv8K8AYGi8?si=4OYBn5Xr3_HMjeCV
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Hey! Someone told tequila and apple juice tastes good. Sounds gross. Thought I'd ask a professional for his opinion.
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vrod | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 E: β€˜imagine if Burger King had live music?’ #entrepreneur πŸ‘πŸ€”πŸ’œ
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It would be a Whopper
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GHOST | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 It’s GD impossible to eat runny eggs with chopsticks
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Try bring the plate up to face with the other hand. Then shovel in.
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Vitor Pamplona | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag
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Nelly 🍁 | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Mad skills
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CB | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 You’re legally allowed to park in the handicap space if you get back together with your ex more...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/11136012ee60b135dc056e086b01a75a3f50bfb7dc33bedd4e1a4bbc18990fcd.gif
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/4840fd1b09553b903cd4da30880acdbf4f5bc9361d9aec037d8629c3054b3e8e.mp4
#bitcoin #Plebchain
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π•Ύπ–Šπ–— π•Ύπ–‘π–Šπ–Šπ–•π–ž | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Don’t Fucking Dance πŸ’ƒπŸͺ©πŸ•Ί
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I tapped my foot a bit.
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peaceful_revolt | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 wtf is going on at 1375 Dune Meadows Drive? πŸ‘€
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You can have Google blur out your house on Google maps.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I'm a sucker for these type of cat videos. πŸ˜‚
https://video.nostr.build/aea36c0925b9074070e1198a86328206a1a85fd335863c6f482fa8980e5171b5.mp4
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 
























































































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Cleaningup12 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Who remembers this weapon
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Only weapon I remember as a kid. https://image.nostr.build/a507dbe5ac97d1ec09b9567b9b61b6252196c77eae522f5199b442964948e2ba.gif
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Sergio | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 It's a wooly mammoth 🦣
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'd steal this from you.
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Eshara | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ nostr:note13r6a2svzkmwhzsdrvlve7leflc0t8uaudpwwrutyrxljs0l8zf3qvy3kq5
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 πŸ‘€πŸ™‰
nostr:nevent1qqsx9e848vus9yrgmjz4jzd4njcqp6325kla9gz6q3ed0rqmy4fd4pspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyztzg6fq4ffa7e5yar3c7qjpqaqdlyfgklkud95j5k797azwc8kkcqcyqqqqqqgrglcxn
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/4892667d759bc4087bc72aae719bc44824175d98cbb481e8447e0dd6b62df422.mp4

#Bitcoin #Plebchain
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The Fishcake🐢🐾 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Good morning! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘β˜•οΈ
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ohayo
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Date went well. Had Korean food and fancy coffees after. #Datestr
https://image.nostr.build/d285275b937bcb3a49157c47a5f8431b9eb9646fe89a297982a0a6c4cdca5418.jpg 

https://image.nostr.build/6b984a818f6551adbb5bb596b5cfac9725335c71211a55afe9745e167be4efe3.jpg
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The pot in comes in is crazy hot.  It cooks right away once you mix it. Give it a try.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Lol so far so good.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Japanese
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I have a date today at noon. Wish me luck. 

#Datestr
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 How did it go?
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Oops read that too fast. It was fire lol
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Thanks
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Holy hell πŸ˜† nice.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 π—šπ—Όπ—Όπ—± 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗢𝗻𝗴 π—‘π—Όπ˜€π˜π—Ώ β˜•οΈ

https://image.nostr.build/7a8b5910412ef927da629afb36934ce7ec96e957a134e1a8bc28266e80e54444.gif
#Plebchain #CoffeeChain
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Eshara | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/0f3fcd40ee037b96de751ffad40113fd3fcc88740e01827fa7dd79b765e2fba7.jpg
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My OCD wouldn't let me step on the cracks.
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50c5c98c | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Good day! 

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is March 18, 2024...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 4 snails plotting.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It's a slow plan lol
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://youtu.be/-8GEcVwIl7I?si=TN71Zvv-8klhz2Hx
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The Callnote | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #foodstr 
St. Louis gooey butter cream cake, it takes a couple days and was a hit at diner tonite...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yummy.
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Sarah SoupBox [Zap.Cooking] | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I am off to bed. Goodnight, Nerds, LoveBirds, and Newbies, and Spies. xo 

(I LOVE YOU. - to my f...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Gn ✨️
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cuban | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Remember planking?
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Bring it back.
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Nostr grocery list:

Orange juice
Eggs
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 +Vodka
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The: Daniel⚑️ | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 After trying on a pair of HOKA sneakers, I ended up not going with them despite how comfortable t...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I like the look of the Hoka.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I could never live Massachusetts because I can't pronounce it.

Mass..sass.. as..chutes... err.
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BTC_P2P | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Finished the day off stomping some flat ground tricks in the sun πŸ›Ήβ˜€οΈ

P.s. where my #skate...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Where's the videos at?
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IceKing | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I heard jay-z is on nostr.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @[ARCHIVED] Jay he's talking about you.
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Jackie | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I was asked to line up the boards. I blame the picklebacks. 

On a positive note, the coop is don...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You keep chickens in the house? πŸ‘€
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Ryan | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 How many eggs should I have for breakfast? I'm thinking 5

πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ³
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Double it. πŸ‘€
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Laeserin | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 hi
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 hi
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iefan πŸ•ŠοΈ | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/7e870ce752f5849bad303bc55ca50d46f60d43dd9548fe2b3e3d9d0d1f6b5c75.jpg
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @AK πŸ‘ΈπŸ»
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AK πŸ‘ΈπŸ» | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 The meme lords have failed. There are no good insomniac memes.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/b018e4f942b7bdee53061c2f04f894b91d7275c100cf56483f0f907d0752d44e.gif
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TKay | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 How can this actually be real? Even for a veggie.
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 They never say which veggies.
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Maria2000 | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #grownostr
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/135bca9780db42be630a061b50e2a6b83575f3de997b82b5a4188297fefe2e51.gif
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Jackie | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Pickleback>
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/2e4f423eb565cb2362ca7c03606d245b3a9b92c29b8ec5c5ca6ae6f2ff98f071.gif
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Igno⚑ | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Explicar Bitcoin en 5 minutos? EstΓ‘ difΓ­cil
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/d90451cf74ff61b5a1ab20573935e9b9c0165cc788e71078cbe2296f9655e985.mp4
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π•Ύπ–Šπ–— π•Ύπ–‘π–Šπ–Šπ–•π–ž | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 today i noticed something about nostr 

yall eat breakfast πŸ‘€

im over here drinking coffee w/ ...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/f01190a20b5cdd2d9c133391232fb28eee8430671123ae78643d1746b89fc4a3.gif
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50c5c98c | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Good day! 

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is March 17, 2024...
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Nelly 🍁 | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 A helicopter dropping flowers.
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