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 It’s GD impossible to eat runny eggs with chopsticks 
 Try bring the plate up to face with the other hand. Then shovel in. 
 Lick the plate.

Or put runny egg on toast, eat by lifting with chopsticks.  
 Don’t be silly. Use the chopsticks to dip your toast into the egg, eh! 🫡 
 Chopsticks bustin’ your chops, GHOST? The only thing they’re good for is drawing pictures with your food IMHO.