Drop your shorts. 

 Too much risk it, now no more biscuit 

 The problem was you were certain  

 Maybe donating plasma is more aligned with your skill set  

 “I’ll bet you miss Bitmex’s 100x leverage” 

 Ask your wife's boyfriend for a loan. 

 That ones going in 

 The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.  

 Shoulda just DCA'ed 

 Not contrarian enough 

 What would Jim Cramer do? 

 Need a "GFY" 

 HUE RANG? 

 McDonald's is hiring  

 if you can make specific jokes for liquidated shorts: "Never short the Corn!" "It's going up forever, Laura!"

Longs: "Bitcoin is going to Zero!" "BITCONNEEEEEEECTTT!" 

 DING DONG MONEY GONE 

 SL means sats leave bro 

 Liquidations are too damn high ☝️ 

 "When in doubt, zoom out—of your portfolio balance."

"Should’ve hodled, but here we are."

"You traded the trend, but the trend traded you."

"Nice try, Nostradamus."

"Liquidation: the only thing more consistent than your losses."

"Another proud graduate of the School of FOMO Trading."

"When Lambo? When second job?"

"Big brain traders, tiny account balances."

"You don't trade Bitcoin; Bitcoin trades you."

"Buy the dip. No, not that dip. Oh wait, now you're broke."
 

 don’t worry, i have a buy order for 100 sats at 89,5. should do the trick. 

 For short liqs, “thank you for your service” 

 How does it feel to disappoint your entire bloodline when you could have just bought Bitcoin?

Congrats on blowing up more spectacularly than a Michael Bay film.

Your portfolio meltdown puts Chernobyl to shame.

Your trade was so bad, even the hot Asian chicks on Twitter won't ask you about it anymore.

I hope you like rice and beans, cause you're gonna have to have fun staying poor after this. 

 Aaaaaand it's gone. 

 ☝️this 

 “Ugh.”
“Well, that’s money down the drain.”
“He’s been taken to the cleaners.”
“A fool and his money are soon parted.”
“He’s bought a pig in a poke.”
“He’s been fleeced like a sheep.”
“locked the barn after his horse was stolen.”
“bit off more than you could chew.”
“played ducks and drakes with your fortune.”
“Got caught flat-footed.”
“That’s as good as throwing it to the wind.”
“Dug your own grave on that one.” 

 https://image.nostr.build/fdd16d58f1ec547aae53ba25c48b3ff8849d88f6c94f0f28bbafe7f99fa61025.jpg 

 “When the shitter hits the fan”? 

 “Someone stacked your sats” 

 The market is wrong and you are right, poor but right. 

 “Ever heard of staying humble and stacking sats?” 

 Your parents still love you.  Probably.   

 Low tide, and you’re swimming naked. 

 I warned you about leverage bro 

 BALEETED 

 Technical Analysis: Astrology for broke people pretending to be rich. 

 "leverage these nuts"