Good morning ☕️ 

 Good morning sir ☕️ 

 Good night 😴 

 I was waiting for something to happen, but maybe it’s still the shock state… 

 I used to work for a fireworks company and one year I was managing one of their stores out of state about 70 hours a week and said the reverse to a customer one day. One of my employees asked me who the guys that I said “bye, love you” to 🤣 

 Good morning Kat ☕️ 

 I saw a Bitcoin rocks yard sign in the wilds of Lansing today and it made me smile 

 Noshole for President! Make Don’t Give A Fuck Great Again 

 Better yet de-regulate everything 

 Good morning, have a great day ☕️ 

 Good morning Maria, hope you have a great walk ☕️ 

 Good morning ☕️ 

 Good morning, hope you have a good day 

 Good morning ☕️ 

 Good morning Nicole ☕️ 

 Good morning Dan, yup wondering what Lansing has in store for me today ☕️🔥 

 Good morning ☕️, just glad I won’t be getting text messages every hour about the election finally 

 Good morning 🌞☕️ 

 Damnit do I have to work my magic again 

 I can honestly say I have seen so much less election trash on nostr 

 I see the problem, you aren’t wearing flood pants 

 A simpler age… as long as no one picked up a phone receiver while your real-player wasn’t in the middle of buffering 

 Good morning 

 Good morning coffee ☕️ 

 I remember Rand Paul saying that he’d agree to have Dorner killed by drone strike without trial 

 Good morning Daniel, looks like a great view ☕️ 

 Hello and welcome, we are glad you are here 

 🤣 I don’t know how my 6 year old unlocked the parental controls on his tablet, but one day I look and he had subscribed to the pbs kids channel (he’s a big fan of the wild kratts) on Amazon and bought a game 

 HELLO HELL THREAD, AND HELLO YOU HELL THREADIANS HOW I MISSED ALL OF YOU 🫂😈 

 Ok the elephant in the room, who is going to be the person who somehow re-activates one of the old hellthreads thinking they are commenting on this one 🤣 

 Are we going to crash Damus tonight? 

 https://media.tenor.com/H_yMlUjv2ZgAAAAM/the-simpsons-explosion.gif 

 Just wait till the morning 🤣 

 🤣que the spambots 

 It’s like a never ending Christmas present when they open their notifications 

 https://media.tenor.com/FOYnxkvpq4oAAAAM/burning-burning-cp.gif 

 GOOD MORNING HELLTHREAD, or good evening for those on the other side. How the hell is everyone 

https://media.tenor.com/d7NEyU1mKXIAAAAM/this-is-fine-fire.gif 

 I feel like Will is keeping you in his thoughts and prayers lol 

 Good night hellthread to everyone on the dark side of this pale blue dot, and have a great day to everyone on the light side 🌎🌏 

 Good morning 

 For sure, and if you can add a custom ringer on your phone that says something fully appropriate like “fuck off” or moaning, that is optimal. This guarantees that you won’t miss a moment especially while waiting in a checkout line at the grocery store 

 Remember Nextel? Yeah I found out the hard way to shut off the two-way speaker in public, almost the same way 

 Good morning ☕️ 

 Good morning Coffee, have a great day 

 Good morning sir…. Oh wait I mean… GOOD MORNING ODELL, HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE. 

 Good morning ☕️ 

 Good morning, definitely doesn’t look like the living room kinda morning there ☕️ 

 Good morning Dan, have a great day 

 Good morning and happy birthday ☕️🥳 

 Realizing I started buying over 8 years ago and still not a whole coiner… fucking shitcoin distractions 😔 

 Howdy and welcome to nostr Zeal 

 Good night 

 But you didn’t kidnap them first did you? 

 Good morning, if it isn’t in lock step with the left agenda, it’s far right… even if it is classic liberalism 

 Hello and welcome 

 Makes sense, I’m not familiar with amethyst. I don’t list hashtags and I don’t know why anyone would, but I know Damus doesn’t let us type under an image file… I tried after I saw your first note about it 

 @mrecheese 🧀 is doing a hive talk right now on flashing