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 Protip: Hell Threads are way more entertaining with notifications turned ON (with push!). 
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 Good morning 
 For sure, and if you can add a custom ringer on your phone that says something fully appropriate like “fuck off” or moaning, that is optimal. This guarantees that you won’t miss a moment especially while waiting in a checkout line at the grocery store 
 Leave hell thread 🧵… go to bright side 
Be happy 
We live in constant hell daily 
I’m done doing it online too
Burnt toast no longer works for me
But Luv yall still https://image.nostr.build/13693eb08668484fb3dd6e813fa113a34d2168e368f9e26f27914af433d68fd7.jpg  
 Was taking an exam a few years back, this ringtone goes off:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg 
 This log dog can’t handle my o face … 
How do I know …
Cause #FAAFO ask chokes 
 Remember Nextel? Yeah I found out the hard way to shut off the two-way speaker in public, almost the same way