NO TIKTOK.
NO FACEBOOK.
NO LINKEDIN.
NO TWITTER.

LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
NOSTR ONLY. 🫡 

 #cornynews 

 We are thrilled to partner up with  nostr:npub1c40rwav67rtl4pmy56wa8vhh8cynlm0zvhr96mcnd5xat74ldx... 

 GM Bitcoin is only for people you agree with. 

 😂😂 nostr:note1k98s7sc2u45wxvv285jzjxe390vftax3u0s9vk08k8ut7y6sx4yqzflyh0 

 ZΞUS 

 No segundo besto 

 $90,000 next week

Book it 

 When you're new to Linux and remember a command without googling it 

 Gm frens

I need a fresh stack of gm memes pls. Bonus zap for a coding one 

 Don't trust, ver. 

 Me: my code is shit. 
Astronauts: 

 NEVER FORGET. 

ROGER VER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF. 

 https://m.primal.net/HpaS.mp4 

 GOOD MORNING NOSTR, 

RISE UP AND TAKE THE POWER BACK 🫡 

 Most people don’t know, don’t care and don’t care to know. 

 Democracy is an illusion 

 The chance of your shoes being stolen by a cow is small, but not zero 

 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🫂🤙🏻💜

Hap... 

 WHAT IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE ENGLISH WORD? WHY? 

 Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced to 25 Years in Prison for Fraud

“He knew it was wrong. He knew it ... 

 https://i.nostr.build/Aad7o.jpg 

 Meme request, 420 sats:
“The Sats must flow”
Dune gif + laser eyes 

 At this point I'm too afraid to ask what the outbox model is. 

 Ask not for whom the blue check comes

It comes for you 

 I can’t escape the blue check! Woke up to this. 

 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻🫂💜 

 Having high standards makes you appear completely unreasonable to the majority of people. 

 GOOD MORNING, NOSTR ONLY 🫡 

 Pretty fun episode with a good hint of doomer from #Lex #Fridman and #Annie #Jacobsen 

 MAKE EVERY ZAP A FUCK YOU TO THE STATE

GM 

 Good morning! 

 What’s tomorrow’s psyop gonna be? 

 1000 sats to each repost
nostr:nevent1qqswvzkvexdwgsr0c3mln7n24rdj02uvwd8nk63shvwk65xq2vepk4qpydm... 

 PEOPLE ARE TOO NICE ON NOSTR. WE NEED TO ONBOARD MORE ASSHOLES. 

 NOSTR: YOU CAN SAY RETARD WITHOUT GETTING CENSORED. 

 All excess funds will be donated to nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28... 

 How do you keep a secret?

You don’t fucking tell ANYBODY.

Duh. nostr:note16nnw59hjujfca2swz85... 

 Good morning! 

 https://image.nostr.build/3856f4e6a2844bbdcee4d17e585690f41100975bac568c7540c827e7ec44927e.jpg 

 Belgium 🇧🇪: "Battle" this Tuesday (26) in Brussels, between a police water cannon and a man... 

 This is the end game. This video is completely generated, voice, face, motion, setting, based on ... 

 Real shame about Diddy's forthcoming suicide  

 Is this the answer to our prayers?

nostr:nevent1qqstpr2equtveedxueq3jc5dspfq48xwsd5kgzwwtzvst35c... 

 Nostr is horny today.  

 Democracy is communism.
A republic is fascism.
Stop arguing over what kind of rape you prefer. 

 For the sake of humanity I am willing to donate the landmass of Australia to communism.

The plan... 

 Most young people should have the majority of their savings in bitcoin.

All in. No regrets. 

 If I had a brain I work fork brave, remove all the 
shitcoins and make getalby the default wallet